The Gospel According to the Master Chief

Kids these days, as you know, are spending hours, even days at a time playing that top-selling, uber-popular video game Halo, and its sequel, Halo 2.  Now, with Halo 3 arriving in stores next month to complete the trilogy, the excitement is mounting.  Will Cortana go over to the dark side, or will she lose her “mind”?  Will the Master Chief stop the Covenant before they manage to kill everyone?  Will the Flood rule supreme and assimilate all intelligent life in the universe?  Will Sergeant Johnson ever finish that cigar he’s always smoking?

This is the perfect time to introduce (da-da-da-DAAAAA!) the “Halo Bible Study”!



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2 Responses to The Gospel According to the Master Chief

  1. Mrs. Pilgrim says:

    Please also file this under “satire,” lest I be deluged with people giving me an earful.

    Thanks for visiting!

  2. paul says:

    i request a BoN bible study complete w/ the HAHOF playing the role of the 11…we can go ahead and skip to where judas betrays b/c we all know what happens in the end anyway.

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