Bag of Randomness for Friday, February 28, 2020


GeedingManor was in need of a few minor roof repairs so I contacted a company I’ve done business with before. The roofer they sent out, who couldn’t have been nicer or more professional, only had one leg and was one of the more in-shape and nimble men in his forties I’ve ever come across. He also has one other birth defect, one of his pinkies bends at 90-degrees. He said it never bothers him, doesn’t know any different, and he even plays guitars with that hand.


Anytime I hear someone use a variant of “the Bible clearly says” I get very concerned about what’s gonna come out next. Sure, the black and white (and sometimes red-lettered) text of the modern-day English translation may specifically state something, but it’s reckless to ignore the context of the surrounding text, chapters, and book, and especially the culture and time period of the people involved as well as the author. Furthermore, after 2000 plus years, you have to consider what can be lost or confused in translation from the original text. Heck, our own English language has changed a just from 200 years ago, it can be a challenge reading documents written by the Founding Fathers. This piece from the Declaration of Independence doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue.

“He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the meantime exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

The Bible is powerful, but you have to be cautious when interpreting and especially preaching from it. I’m more apt to say the Bible doesn’t clearly say a lot. It’s full of metaphors and poetry and imagery. Christianity has three major sects or branches,  Catholic, Protestant and (Eastern) Orthodox. And that can be further broken down into denominations such as Baptist, Episcopalian, Methodist, Anglican, etc., etc.). We have these differences because of a difference in interpretation of “what the Bible clearly says.” Each has schools of theology and seminaries supported with a plethora of dissertations on why scripture should be interpreted and practiced in a particular way.

All of this reminds me of something pastor Andy McQuitty of Irving Bible Church once told me. He sent a letter to a handful of churches of various denominations asking what they believed about a woman’s role in church leadership. Most replied back constructively referencing scripture and how it supported their belief on the subject matter. One church replied back bluntly with, “We believe what the Bible says.” McQuitty then added, “Ohhhhkaaaay. We know what the Bible says, but what does it say.”

Theological rant over. My apologies. And yes, I know I’m on the monorail to Hell, I even got a Fastpass for it.


The likelihood of a mass shooting occurring at Lewisville’s Music City Mall is nil. For there to be a mass shooting, there has to be mass. It’s hard to spot more than two people at a time in that place.


When it comes to the two Christian based fast-food giants, Chick-fil-A and In-N-Out, I say Chick-fil-A does better with customer service but In-N-Out does better with quality and cleanliness.


I like going to Chick-fil-A to get a chicken biscuit (the best fast tasting food breakfast sandwich by far) between 10:00 – 10:30 AM because I can get waffle fries. I’ve never been a fan of their version of hashbrowns.


Yesterday, I received two pieces of mail from the Bloomberg campaign as well as a text message.


Today’s dose of ‘MURICA!

If you’ve ever reached for an afternoon snack and found yourself wildly disappointed, our new Snackin’ Bacon with Sweet Black Pepper seasoning will cure those afternoon blues. Here at Dunkin’, we’ve been working hard to formulate the perfect afternoon pick-me-up and really, what’s better than a bag full of bacon?


https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1232723545886744576


What’s up with mugshots as of late? Lori Vallow is the Idaho woman who has two missing children but remarried and moved to Hawaii. Then there is the woman who has several aliases who posed as a newborn baby photographer and drugged a woman via cupcake in an attempt to steal her baby. Both of their mugshots have them looking slightly to their right as if they are characters on The Simpsons.  I always thought mugshots had to be facing directly at the camera.

That Lori Vallow case sure is interesting, there’s got to be a Netflix docuseries in the works. Between her and her new husband, Chad Daybell (who married her three weeks after his wife died), are three deceased former spouses – her brother shot and killed her husband claiming self-defense. Months later, her brother also died, although it’s not clear how. Her first husband died young of a heart attack and she had the body cremated. And then there’s this added element.

Vallow reportedly believes she is a “god assigned to carry out the work of the 144,000 at Christ’s second coming in July 2020,” according to divorce documents her late husband Charles Vallow filed before his death.

Daybell has written several apocalyptic novels based loosely on the theology of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Both he and Vallow have been involved in Preparing a People, a group that promotes preparing for the biblical end times.

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Bag of Randomness for Thursday, February 27, 2020


It wasn’t until I moved to DFW, so about 23-years old, that I first saw someone with an ashed cross on their forehead and it freaked me out. I thought it was something out of The Exorcist. Yes, I may have heard about Ash Wednesday, but didn’t really know what it was other than thinking it was some “Catholic thing.” With that in mind, I try to ensure my kids will be more cultured than I was growing up.


New Orleans Mardi Gras isn’t my sort of thing but I think it would be cool to experience it once. There’s no way I’d survive with my fears and dislike of being in loud and crowded places, but  I don’t think I’d mind observing from a Bourbon Street balcony. Just for kicks, I looked up prices on Tuesday night. Roughly, for a four-hour window of time, it will cost $250 a person, give or take fifty bucks. That’s not as bad as I thought it would be, I’d was expecting $500 at a minimum.


I’m screwed – This CDC infographic lets you know if your facial hair won’t work with a mask

In short, the CDC recommends that any facial hair that can fit entirely under a respirator should be fine. Where it looks like you might have some problems is if your facial hair is long enough or covers enough of your face that it pushes against the seal of the respirator.


The Mike Bloomberg campaign sure does send me a lot of mail.


I had dinner with my coworkers at a noisy and dark restaurant the other night and was seated furthest away from the folks who would be conversing the most. Some of them thought I was daydreaming a lot because I was staring out the window for a good amount of time, but really, I was watching a basketball game reflected on the window.


Konami Code creator has died, leaving behind a legacy spanning over three decades

Kazuhisa Hashimoto, the programmer of the famous Konami Code, died this week at the age of 61. His code, ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B, A, Start, has lived on for over three decades and continues to be a comical Easter egg in many games today.


https://twitter.com/MariettaDoran/status/1232807126810202115

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Bag of Randomness for Tuesday, February 25, 2020



Netflix’s daily-updating Top 10 lists roll out worldwide

Netflix will update the list daily, and when you click on the Movies or TV tab, you’ll see separate lists for those categories. The position of the list will vary depending on how relevant the titles are to you, and titles that make the cut will get a “Top 10” badge, so you’ll be able to spot them when you’re scrolling through other sections too.

While Netflix has featured popular and trending content in the past, this is the first time it’s ranking titles in order.


Sometimes I’m haunted by the fact that some folks have only interacted with me once but caught me at my worst, and they will forever think of me negatively.


That time oil diggers accidentally drilled into a salt mine and drained an entire lake.


If you accidentally typed in ALL CAPS in Microsoft word, select the text and give “Shift” and “F3” a try. If you hit those buttons again each word will have its first letter capitalized, hit it again and you get all lowercase. For you Mac users, it’s “Command ⌘ “and “a”.




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Bag of Randomness for Friday, February 21, 2020


Yesterday afternoon I accepted the role of general manager for the Rockies . . . of the Coppell Youth Sports Association. There’s a draft on Sunday afternoon which I’ll use to form my roster. But, according to Jimmy Johnson’s old draft sheet, I get a one two and two threes for a first and fifth, which I just may use. Someone break it to BoyGeeding that I’m not drafting him until the 4th. And please don’t tell him that he’s only on the team because I traded five jockstraps and a package of eye black for him. Now I’m off to find a coach who can adequately send slackers to the asthma field during conditioning drills on the first practice.


I forgot to share this BoyGeeding story earlier in the week. His actual birthday (he turned eight) was on Sunday but he had his birthday party the day before. He was fortunate enough to receive presents but I noticed right before bedtime not all of his presents were taken out of their packaging. I asked him why and he said he can’t play with those until morning because the box says “For children eight and up.” He thought it would be “illegal” for him to play with a toy for children eight years old an up on the last day he would be seven years old.


Talent show tryouts were yesterday at our children’s school. I was tole one kid decided to rap Eminem’s Lose Yourself, acapella You knew things were off to a slow start when he pulled out his phone to read the lyrics off of a YouTube video. He was instructed that the talent show doesn’t allow for any phone or paper to be used and that next time he should use a version with clean language.


Random nostalgia – When Gatorade used to come in glass bottles. It would be fun to open it for the first time hearing that medal lid pop and later trying to screw the lid back on so that the lid looked depressed (it never worked).


Quarter Pounder Scented Candle Pack

  • Set of 6 custom scented candles in glass containers, inspired by Quarter Pounder  ingredients: Bun, Ketchup, Pickle, Cheese, Onion, 100% Fresh Beef**
  • Burn together for maximum deliciousness


Medium.com – After Attending a Trump Rally, I Realized Democrats Are Not Ready For 2020I’ve been a Democrat for 20 years. But this experience made me realize how out-of-touch my party is with the country at large.


Report: Corpus Christi has the highest utility bills in the nation


The Great Sphinx of Giza Through the Years


How The Mandalorian and ILM invisibly reinvented film and TV production

As detailed in an extensive report in American Cinematographer Magazine (I’ve been chasing this story for some time, but suspected this venerable trade publication would get the drop on me), the production process of “The Mandalorian” is completely unlike any before, and it’s hard to imagine any major film production not using the technology going forward. Meet “the Volume.”

Formally called Stagecraft, it’s 20 feet tall, 270 degrees around, and 75 feet across — the largest and most sophisticated virtual filmmaking environment yet made. ILM just today publicly released a behind-the-scenes video of the system in use, as well as a number of new details about it.


I love the way Young Sheldon ended last night’s episode.


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