Soul Storage

Is your life weighing you down? Lighten up! If your soul is keeping you from finding the happiness you deserve, there is an easy, painless and safe solution. Remove it, store it, and walk away a happier person. The Soul Storage Company’s patented De-Souling™ technique actually allows its clients to have their souls removed, whether permanently or just for a little “mental vacation.” After a simple and painless outpatient procedure, you will walk out of our doors unburdened, leaving your soul behind in our secure, state-of-the-art storage facilities. Later, if you decide you’re ready to get your soul back, the procedure is easily reversible… but don’t be surprised if you learn to love living soul-free!


This kind of reminds me of the time Milhouse sold Bart his sold for a Butterfinger.

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5 Responses to Soul Storage

  1. woody says:

    It wasn't for a Butterfinger, although that would have been a good marketing tie-in. He sold it for five bucks, which he used to buy a grow-your-own dinosaur (just add water!). The plan was to have the dinosaurs devour Lisa

  2. Ernie Christie says:

    You might check out the following about a movie and this website which is identified as fictional. See

  3. Bill says:

    You know that this is a promo for an upcoming movie with Paul Giamatti? Just checking.

  4. dan says:

    Does it do dry cleaning before returning the souls?

  5. kali says:

    LOL @ people falling for everything in life when they don't know any better. That's why they say "knowledge is power". 😀

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