One of my teacher friends posted this in her blog and it made me laugh:

A student of mine brought a knife to school yesterday.  A steak knife, but a knife nonetheless.  He said he didn’t know how it got into his backpack.  When I asked him who put it there, he told me Stewie from Family Guy did it.  WHAT?  My little friend is a bit disturbed.  I took the knife to the principal who eventually suspended him for a day.  When I got upstairs, the same student tried to pay me off.  He kept pushing this dollar at me.  A DOLLAR!   “Here, Mrs/Ms. [name deleted].  I want you to have it.  Go to the book fair and get yourself something nice.”