Wal-Mart is giving seven lucky couples wedding packages worth more than five-thousand dollars, including rings, wedding cakes invitations and flowers and other related items. The nuptials will take place in the lawn and garden sections of the couple’s local Wal-Mart Supercenters. The couples are to tie the knot in ceremonies all on July Seventh.
Couples entered at Wal-Mart’s gift registry site on the Internet and submitted love story essays. Wal-Mart says more than 400 couple registered.
More than 400 pathetic couples. The Lawn and Garden Center? As long as they are happy, though, who am I to judge?