My project has a deadline I must adhere to this morning. If you are lucky, maybe there will be some posts this afternoon.
In the meantime, lets play BON 5 Words Collaborative Story.
The Rules:
I start off creating a sentence with five words.
Each comment should contain exactly five words, and those five words should help to build a collaborative story. Feel free to throw punctuation anywhere you desire.
Post any number of comments you wish, just don’t post two comments in a row.
There’s potential for some great entertainment, but then again this could be a total disaster.Â
Here we go . . .
I got out of bed . . .
My cat was still sleeping.
and stepped in dog pee.
But then I heard a
tremendous cacophony of sounds on
our brand new fence posts.
of two large, mating reptiles
were making their presence known
I was then shocked to
see a very large black
stretch hummer limousine pull into
and out stepped a rather
large but rather attractive female.
She then pull out a
pair of clean argile socks
filled with rocks. She then
decided that I needed to
audition for American Idol
I pulled out my big
where I sang the song…
row row, row your boat
Simon then stepped out from
the desk, wearing argyle socks.
He then said to mrGeeding:
“Better keep your day job.”
out of nowhere from the
back of my banana costume,
flames shot into the sky.
Not that this was unexpected
and thankfully, I had a
laptop so I could blog
about chicken fried ice cream.
Suddenly, I decided to email
that crazy, dramatic chipmunk’s owner
a reminder that I was
a ballerina hanging up laundry
I explained how I was
practicing for the summer recital
a version of U2’s song;
in a fat bumblebee costume.
It’s a rare Bono lyric
The recital brought rave reviews
and Bono even said that
It’s a Bag of Nothing.
But what does he know?
so this is the end?
i’m going back to bed.
where mares eat oats and
I get no sleep.
Because my nightmares wake me up. I dreamt that I was losing my teeth — four of the best ones at once, in fact. I spat them out one by one. From reading Sigmund Freud, I know that means I fear losing my power. Totally realistic!
As a swan song, I see Carolyn has broken the 5-word rule, while possibly getting the last word. If so , Satisfactory!