- Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
- On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
- If a man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything.
- Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
- There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men’s Gymnastics. Ever.
More here, but please know there are some sexual references.