There is a news article in the Dallas Morning News that has a picture of Governor Good Hair’s son.

My first thought about him was the terrible parent Governor Good Hair must be – how could he let his son’s hair look like road kill compared to his!

But then I had a second thought, maybe the Son of Good Hair is adopted?  Who knows . . .

 

My third thought was that I was surprised his son wasn’t brainwashed into attending that cult of a university down in College Station like his father.  Hey, maybe that supports my adoption theory?