72 Things Every Man Should Know About Fatherhood

Some examples:

– Don’t worry, your dad didn’t know what he was doing, either.

– Your child, at birth, already has a deeply complicated relationship with his mother, and, for the first year, you are only a curiosity.

– The first time you change your son’s diaper and he pees all over you is not an accident. It’s foreshadowing.

Beware your child’s uncles, who will teach your kid dirty words, introduce him to liquor, and give him gifts of drums, archery sets, and possibly matches.- They never really outgrow the claw.


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