The best thing about Abilene?
The best thing about Abilene, Texas, is that it’s the birthplace of Jessica Simpson, but Abilene Christian University may give the future Mrs. Romo a run for her money after the school announced a plan to distribute iPhones and iPod touches to all incoming freshmen.
Probably so they can load them with iSermons and warning about their iTuitions so they know all about iOwing and iPaying.