- Seven United States presidents were born in the state of Ohio. The first of them was Grant. What state produced the most? That would be New York with eight.
- @KUT – Texas State University in San Marcos will host a presidential debate next fall. It’s the first time a presidential debate has been held in Texas.
- Lobster is half male, half female, half blue
- The first time I looked at this, I thought three Panthers were blocking (and holding) Micah Parsons.
- I got a bill from the city for my first ambulance ride. It was a little over a grand, but the insurance paid about $700 of it, so I’m responsible for the remaining amount. Thank you, COBRA. Now, I can’t help but think of G.I. Joe and Cobra Commander yelling. “Cobra!”. I should get another for my other ambulance ride.
- I don’t think I told y’all why I rode in an ambulance two times in September. But, maybe one day I will.
- Hey, let me tell you a story about a guy named Tony.
- He’s a father of some kiddos in middle school and has been divorced for less than five years. The poor guy has been through a lot. He had three surgeries over the past year and has gone through a contentious divorce, and the mother of his children looks for opportunities to alien keep their children from him, despite him being a good father. However, Tony gets some possession time with the children.
- He’s had to use a cane or walker for most of the year. His last surgery didn’t go well, and his chronic pain only became worse when the incision from the surgery became badly infected.
- One night, the pain was very intense. The worst he’s ever experienced. Living alone, he begged God for mercy. Tony was used to suffering from chronic pain, but this pain was so intense, he chose poorly. To ease his pain, he took two or three extra pain pills.
- When Tony woke up, he was confused and didn’t know where he was. He felt very ill and threw up. The confusion led to fear, and was worried he may have done something to hurt himself. He wasn’t sure who to contact for help, but he knew he needed it. He didn’t recognize several contacts in his phone but noticed he called his rabbi recently, so he called him.
- When the rabbi answered, Tony had a very hard time putting together words. He’s not 100% sure what he said to his rabbi, it was something like, “I think I may have tried to kill myself.” The rabbi was immediately concerned and called an ambulance because he’s a responsible person.
- Shortly, paramedics arrived at Tony’s house. Thankfully, his cats didn’t get out. The fog was wearing off, and Tony could recall a few things. One paramedic asked Tony what happened. He was searching for words, and in a long-winded fashion, told them about his surgical history and said something about taking too many pain pills the previous night. The paramedic followed up, asking Tony if he tried to harm or kill himself. All Tony could say was that he didn’t think so. They then took him to the hospital.
- In the ambulance, Tony texted his buddy Mick. Mick replied he was on the way. As Mick was driving, he thought about how Tony didn’t have any family in the area. He felt the proper thing to do would be to contact the mother of Tony’s children. Mick told the mother that Tony overdosed on pain medication, in an ambulance, and was being taken to a hospital. And that’s when things really started to get bad.
That’s enough about Tony for now. I’ll tell you more about him some other time.
Bag of Randomness for Monday, November 20, 2023
- Just a reminder: Letterman returns to the Ed Sullivan Theater tonight.
- For the first time in a very long time, like six or seven years, I felt chipper. I can’t explain why, but it was a great experience and I accomplished a lot during that time.
- I recently learned the origin or etymology of “OK.”
- On March 23, 1839, the initials “O.K.” are first published in The Boston Morning Post. Meant as an abbreviation for “oll korrect,” a popular slang misspelling of “all correct” at the time, OK steadily made its way into the everyday speech of Americans.
- I discovered that because I follow @ollkorrect0 on Twitter who explained her user name: “OK” stands for “oll korrect.” Editing notes are traditionally spelled wrong on purpose to make them stand out, so copy doesn’t go to print with them. I’m a nerdy writer and I like shit like that.
- From the BBC – Fewer cousins marrying in Bradford’s Pakistani community
- Mississippi man buried without his family’s knowledge had ID in his pocket, attorney says
- I had no idea that visiting fans at BYU football games get free ice cream after the first quarter.
It wasn’t a lie, BYU really gives free ice cream to the visiting fans after the first quarter. pic.twitter.com/Wu3QcdIiW1
— Tyler McComas (@Tyler_McComas) November 18, 2023
- Well, it’s about time Jerry lets Jimmy into the Ring of Honor. Now everyone is questioning if either of them has a health concern. Cowboys fans think it’s going to lift a Super Bowl curse. We shall see. The NFL on Fox crew and Jerry tried to surprise Jimmy, but I had a feeling he knew something was up. Here’s the entire segment if you missed it or wanted to see it.
Jimmy Johnson will finally be inducted into the Dallas Cowboys Ring of Honor.
The event will take place December 30th against Detroit Lions.#CowboysNation
pic.twitter.com/RmvMl184VB— Landon Thomas (@sixfivelando) November 19, 2023
- If you haven’t heard of hip-drop tackles in football, you will because I’m confident the NFL and NCAA will ban it next year. A week ago, I couldn’t tell you anything about it or how to spot it. Heck, once you see it, it becomes easy to spot. When I first viewed it, I thought nothing of it. But after some research, I learned how dangerous it can be. It’s so dangerous, that rugby has ever outlawed it. It became a huge topic of discussion since Thursday’s Ravens game and the gruesome injury (video below) during the Florida State game on Saturday.It’s described as, “a tackle in which a defender encircles his opponent and then drops his weight down to bring him to the ground.”
https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1726034156495184264
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I watched the art of covering the showcase glass with snow like therapy pic.twitter.com/hyVoTYJHTn
— Enez Özen | Enezator (@Enezator) November 19, 2023
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Love that Dak is repping Dolly. pic.twitter.com/Q567sWXaVh
— Sam Gannon (@SamGannon87) November 19, 2023
Bag of Randomness for Friday, November 17, 2022
David Letterman said he would never return to the Ed Sullivan Theater because it would be too emotional. He’s had a change of heart after eight-and-a-half years and will be Colbert’s guess on Monday.
This man is no stranger to The Ed Sullivan Theater! The legendary David @Letterman is returning to The Late Show for the first time for a rare conversation with @StephenAtHome!
Don’t miss #Colbert on @CBS this MONDAY, Nov. 20 at 11:35/10:35c. pic.twitter.com/dPxbUFcg18
— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) November 17, 2023
This might be the dirtiest helmet to helmet I’ve ever seen… literally jumped into his head. pic.twitter.com/2VYSzf3Bb8
— JPAFootball (@jasrifootball) November 17, 2023
Let’s check in on the former Speaker of the House.
Was a pleasure meeting you, @nicolekidman. I know you can’t tell from the picture, but I’m actually blushing. pic.twitter.com/LHGBEufyW0
— John Boehner (@SpeakerBoehner) November 16, 2023
https://twitter.com/Rossmac212/status/1724895871102582829?t=7OiB3FpgGhXL8GeLzODbLQ&s=19
Something we all suspected.
1. how is Charissa Thompson not fired for this? 2. If true, Erin Andrews should be fired too. 3. Sports channels should reevaluate sideline reporters in total. It is basically useless unless reporting on an injury. https://t.co/uhxyqLLwkN
— Matthew Dowd (@matthewjdowd) November 16, 2023
Bag of Randomness for Thursday, November 16, 2023
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I’m not a fan of dating apps, but it’s not like aA ‘B’ in math isn’t what it used to be – To mark your child’s progress, look beyond their grades, report urges parents
- The bottom line: Parents need to be aware that grading has changed dramatically since their school days and may need to view a B grade as a call to find out more by seeking out other sources of information – like ongoing feedback from their child’s teacher, their own observations, statewide tests and benchmark exams – to determine how their child is performing and to better support their child’s learning, the report says.
- This is a heck of a headline – A man gave himself poop transplants using his mom’s feces to treat his debilitating Crohn’s. Then he started experiencing her menopause symptoms.
- Rick Warren Shares What Changed His Mind on Female Pastors
- At the end of a first date with a lady I wouldn’t mind seeing again, I try to take the pressure off things and eliminate any awkwardness. I tell them if she would like to continue to get to know me, the ball is now in her court. Just follow up with a text or message me, otherwise, it was nice meeting them and I wish them the best in life. I said that to last night’s date, but I’m not sure if she heard me. After she said, “Okay” to acknowledge what I said to her, all she did was ask for my phone number so she could stop messaging me through the dating app.
- Wall Street Journal video – Inside the Tech Creating the Las Vegas Sphere’s Groundbreaking Visuals
- U2 Breaks An All-Time Billboard Chart Record With Their New No. 1 Hit
- “Atomic City” now stands as U2’s fourteenth chart-topping hit on Billboard’s ranking of the tracks that reach the largest audience at radio stations in the U.S. that focus on a format called adult alternative—basically, alternative rock aimed at a more “adult,” or older, audience.
With another leader to their credit, U2 breaks out of a tie with Coldplay for the most No. 1 hits in the history of the Adult Alternative Airplay chart, according to Billboard.
- “Atomic City” now stands as U2’s fourteenth chart-topping hit on Billboard’s ranking of the tracks that reach the largest audience at radio stations in the U.S. that focus on a format called adult alternative—basically, alternative rock aimed at a more “adult,” or older, audience.
- Murder by eye drops – Jessy Kurczewski found guilty on all three charges in Waukesha eye drops homicide trial
- I didn’t know eye drops were poisonous when ingested orally.
- Here’s some background:
Hernan, 62, was found dead in her condo in Pewaukee on Oct. 3, 2018, surrounded by pill bottles. Various medications were found in her system along with tetrahydrozoline, a chemical found in Visine, according to toxicology reports.
The Waukesha County Medical Examiner determined Hernan was poisoned and labeled the death a homicide. Kurczewski claimed Hernan was suicidal and consumed eye drops with vodka on her own.
Defense Attorney Donna Kuchler said Hernan’s death was due to a “polydrug overdose” ― a lethal mixture of various drugs in her system ― and not from the tetrahydrozoline.
- Galveston County treasurer delighted voters just put him out of a job – Hank Dugie has now fulfilled a peculiar campaign promise, and he’s freed up to pursue something higher
- Texas 13-year-old sentenced to prison for murder of Sonic worker
- Plano ISD may close school buildings, restructure campuses as enrollment dips
- The data compiled by demographers shows district enrollment dropped by more than 6,000 students over the past 12 years, and several elementary, middle and high school campuses are operating well under their actual capacity, costing the district more money per student.
- It’s likely fewer families are coming to the district because of the high cost of homes in Plano, Hill said. The study estimates the cost of a home averages about $584,000 on average, with birth rates on the decline.