Sex Sermons May Evict Church

MELBOURNE, FL– Sermons about sex — and advertisements depicting sockless feet snuggling between bedsheets — have landed a church in hot water with Brevard Public Schools officials.

The school district’s risk-management department has threatened to boot New Hope Church out of Sherwood Elementary, its new home for Sunday services.

Why? A worship series titled “Great Sex for You.”

Last week, church leaders mailed 25,000 colorful fliers to Melbourne households, asking residents “Is Your Sex Life A Bore?” and inviting them to go to the school to “learn how to have the Great Sex that God created you to enjoy!”

Full Florida Today Article

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There are a lot of comments at the end of the article, but this one caught my attention: BUT my children go to sherwood and that church not only put the fliers in floridatoday they put signs out on all the roads leading to the school also. Did any of YOU have to explaine to your kids about this?

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‘Hand of God’ rock being sold on eBay

A man in northern Idaho says he has seen a massive hand of God in his life, and he is willing to share it with the highest bidder.

Paul Grayhek, 52, listed the rock formation he dubbed the “Hand of God Rock Wall” on the online auction Web site eBay. The highest bid was $250 early Sunday, with three days left to go in the auction.

The hand-like formation, approximately 9 feet tall and 4 feet wide, appeared in Grayhek’s backyard after a rockfall during Lent on March 8, he said.

The Coeur d’Alene resident said he faced tough times after losing his job, and believed the rock was a sign.

However, the winning bidder on eBay should not start clearing out his backyard. Grayhek is not planning to part with the formation.

The buyer will “basically be buying the rights, complete and exclusive rights” to the rock, including literary and movie rights, according to Grayhek.

Full Article

eBay As of now, it’s up to $2125.

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