Turning Texas From One State to Five

Last week, we discussed the political implications of Texas choosing to secede from the Union, something which — as is apparently unknown to its governor Rick Perry — it has no more and no less right to do than any of the other 49 states.

What Texas could choose to do, however, is to divide itself up into as many as five states, a privilege given to it as a condition of its annexation to the Union in 1845. What would Texas look like if it chose to do this? Would dividing a large, red state into five smaller, reddish states benefit Republicans in the Senate? In the Electoral College?

The answers are not so clear. But first things first, we need to come up with a logical way to dived Texas into five parts.

A bit of a long read, but very interesting, especially if you live in this lovable but sometimes topsy-turvey state.

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Full Article

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Expedition Grizzly on the National Geographic Channel

I already have my DVR set to record this show, it just seems too darn interesting.

800-pound grizzly bear Brutus is the curious best friend to renowned naturalist Casey Anderson, who has raised him since birth. Together, they’ve set out on a yearlong mission to chronicle the lives of Yellowstone’s vulnerable grizzly bears.

Link

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Sex Sermons May Evict Church

MELBOURNE, FL– Sermons about sex — and advertisements depicting sockless feet snuggling between bedsheets — have landed a church in hot water with Brevard Public Schools officials.

The school district’s risk-management department has threatened to boot New Hope Church out of Sherwood Elementary, its new home for Sunday services.

Why? A worship series titled “Great Sex for You.”

Last week, church leaders mailed 25,000 colorful fliers to Melbourne households, asking residents “Is Your Sex Life A Bore?” and inviting them to go to the school to “learn how to have the Great Sex that God created you to enjoy!”

Full Florida Today Article

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There are a lot of comments at the end of the article, but this one caught my attention: BUT my children go to sherwood and that church not only put the fliers in floridatoday they put signs out on all the roads leading to the school also. Did any of YOU have to explaine to your kids about this?

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