Well what can I say? I want a million dollars and God knows I am not going to make that on my own.
So I’m asking you, whomever you may be, to put up the cash.
What will I do for it?? Anything! That’s right anything but these 3 Rules:
1. I will not do anything to cause permanent disfigurement to myself or others.
2. I will abide by the laws of the country the acts are held.
3. I will not cause harm, be it Physical or Mental to any other living creature or human.
Why Do I want to do this!? Well, it’s simple! For a Million dollars of course! I could buy a house, pay off my debt, buy a round at the bar, invest it, help the people who have helped me… whatever! Doesn’t matter, I just want a million.
Do I work? Yes. But come on people, how many of you are up to your knees in debt!!! I’m tired of it!
I’m a regular guy like you, your neighbor but you can call me Eric, or THE WAF