Daily Archives: 18 December 18, 2007

Imperial Stormtrooper Arrest Santa, Emperor to Take Over Christmas

SANTA’S FACTORY, North Pole (Agencies) – An Imperial Stormtrooper commando broke into Santa’s Factory on the North Pole yesterday evening, killing an undetermined number of elves, arresting the owner and confiscating his sled. Joe Kwazansky, local spokesman for the Evil … Continue reading

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