A Dutch tampon company dropped a plethora of tampons with parachutes on six different beaches.

It kind of reminds me of those “Tampax Was There” commercials. You would see a real perky energetic girl doing something like dancing or cheerleading, and then the commercials would simply end with “Tampax Was There.”

OK, that’s enough tampon talk.

And for some reason I feel the need to use an Austin Powers quote: There’s only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and . . . the Dutch.