This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules:
You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
There are no weapons or foreign objects
Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
The children are merciless and will show no fear
If a child is knocked unconscious, he is “out.” The same goes for you.
It turns out I can take on 23 five year old kids in a fight.
Sometimes my one 5 year old can almost take me. But he’s pretty tough. And I’m….not.
only 10 for me. I must be getting old…But then I think it would be better to avoid this fight…
I think if I could get one swinging around and around at a high rate of speed I could certainly take out more than 23. I’m thinking I would be like Neo vs. never ending supply of Mr. Smiths.
This reminds me of all of the dead baby jokes…Question: Could you empty a truck full of dead babies or live babies faster? Answer: Dead babies because you can use a pitchfork.
It said that i could do 25. I dont know if thats a good thing or a bad thing