I’m on vacation until Monday, which is when regular blogging will commence.
In the meantime, lets open up the BON 5 Words Collaborative Story Game again.
The Rules:
I start off creating a sentence with five words.
Each comment should contain exactly five words, and those five words should help to build a collaborative story. Feel free to throw punctuation anywhere you desire.
Post any number of comments you wish, just don’t post two comments in a row.
And a new rule . . .
If there is a violation of any of the rules, just ignore the comment in which the rule is broken and I’ll delete it sometime later.
So let’s begin . . .
Keith found a deadly spider . . .
that's why he's on "vacation".
but it was no use
slowly crawling up his leg…
He then wet his pants
as it bit his bottom.
then he sat on it.
The wound started to fester
and soon developed an odor
The stench was horribly offensive,
He tried blaming the dog.
Suddenly WifeGeeding couldn’t take it!
and she wet her pants..
And then something else appeared.
She wept and then yelled
in front of the class
“my husband’s bottom smells like
something new and totally unrecognizable!
Fonzie said “Sit on it!”
I'm an OBGYN, go elsewhere.
He suffers from mild enuresis.
So he bought some Depends.
And was a little embarrassed,
because they weren’t big enough!
(and they were flower-scented.)
yet he wore them anyways.
a nurse with a catheter,
and a Doctor with shears.
“Has anyone seen Dick Trickle?”
He’s friends with Hung Lo
But serioulsy, Dr Huxtable said
He needed a specialists expertise
to help extract the large
fangs that the spider left
but there was one problem.
Dr.Huxtable was experiencing jello withdrawals.
So he admantly tried to…
grab them while projectile vomiting
but that didn’t work so
he turned and grabbed the
chocolate pudding from the fridge.
He then announced that Keith
better get back from vacation
or face the evil midgets.
Surprisingly…..what happened next was….
President Bush made a sudden
confession. He told everyone that
he still wets his pants.
Keith could not believe what
“Presidential Depends Adult Diapers” costs.
Cheney said not to worry