Those Crazy Baptists

alcohol.jpegIt’s all in satire about drinking alcohol . . .

10 reasons why tea and coffee drinkers should be excluded from Southern Baptist leadership and missions service.

Some examples:

(1). Drinking tea leads a person to addiction to caffeine.
(3). Though the Bible does not expressly forbid the drinking of tea, there is an overwhelming preponderence of Biblical evidence that tea drinking is a sin.
(6). Some cultures drink tea as a normal part of daily life, but that is no excuse for Christians to drink it, since we are to be ‘a cut above’ the world.

I found that list in this article about Baptists relaxing on the alcohol issue.

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One Response to Those Crazy Baptists

  1. comment4U says:

    That’s why “good” Baptists just don’t talk about it……lol

    Geez….if I don’t have my coffee, I’ll definitely be a “cut above” the rest of the world. The level of Crankiness will be out-of-this-world……it’s on behalf of the masses that I guzzle the stuff.

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