The first thing you must do is corner your kitties, and lock them in the bathroom. Good luck chasing them down; somehow they know evil is afoot and will run like they have a jalepeno up their little cat butts in an effort to escape you. Do not attempt an open-field tackle, they’ll just make you look stupid. Once you have them cornered, they’ll give you this look:
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I'm guessing this is more for entertainment than hygiene. Cat's are supposed to be self-cleaning creatures.
a stay cat attacked me today and took out a chunk of skin on my hand. I wouldn’t dare wash her, but I did spray her with the hose after that incident.