How to send your cremated loved one away

If you’ve chosen cremation over burial, then the Eternal Ascent Society can provide a most memorable form of closure.Your loved one or pet can now be safely transported to the heavens in a giant helium-filled balloon, only from the Eternal Ascent Society.

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2 Responses to How to send your cremated loved one away

  1. littlepastor says:

    I can’t read this without thinking that there is a chance that something pops the balloon, and ashes come flying down into the faces of all the family below.

    And I will have to add this into my will for something NOT to do wtih my remains, it’s added along side NOT burying me in a Dallas Cowboys casket….

  2. Sex Panther says:

    I have requested the KISS casket…ok just kidding.

    This reminds me of the Middle Eastern custom of shooting guns into the air to celebrate. Nothing says “YEEAAHH!” like raining bullets.

    In this case, nothing says “I love you dearly departed” like ashes falling over some strange highway or strip club or wherever.

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