This solar light looks just like a crocodile – with a baby crocodile on its head. It floats, in a pond or even a swimming pool, so it makes a perfect pond or pool accessory. There is a solar panel on it, so it recharges the built in battery and the eyes lights up at night – looking just like a crocodile you’d see on a nature show.  Link
What happens if you give it as a gift to an old friend, and he is so shocked by the gift that he tumbles over backwards and falls out a 3-story window that happens to be open?
that friend would go to his happy place