From Letterman last night

#3 cracked me up the most

Top Ten Things Elvis Would Say If He Were Alive Today

10. "Turn on Regis -- I feel like some target practice"
9. "Wow, Canada really does offer great savings on prescription drugs!"
8. "Why do I have to pay $35 to get into my own house?"
7. "From now on I want to be known as E. Diddy"
6. "Tell Cybill Shepherd to get her ass over here. King wants some lovin"
5. "Big Mac, 9-piece McNugget and do you have Whoppers or is that the other guys?"
4. "Doctors don't know anything -- all cholesterol is "good" cholesterol"
3. "John Wayne never would have made a gay cowboy movie"
2. "My daughter married who?"
1. "Sonny! Red! Get me out of this coffin!"

Chuck Norris vs. Mahatma Gandhi

View the breakdown here.

Homer Simpson Fishing Lure

Buy one here.

"The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny"

A musical tale of the greatest battle to ever occur ever.

A great Flash animation of a mega-battle between the likes of Godzilla, Batman, Abe Lincoln, Shaq, Optimus Prime, Carebears, Captain Kirk, Robocop, Mr Rogers, and of course . . . Chuck Norris.

View it here, and it that doesn't work, click here and click on "Watch This Movie."

Bacon Snack Bars

This comes directly from KraftFoods.com.

Doesn't sound appetizing to me. I'm not one for mixing bacon, Tang, and peanut butter.

The Death List 2006

The DeathList committee draws up the list at the end of each year with the objective of selecting the celebrities most likely to die in the next calendar year. The list comprises 50 celebrities, with no more than 25 who appeared on the previous year's list. Candidates are not eligible if their only claim to fame is that they are likely to die shortly. Candidates must also pass the famousness test - which is basically that their death will be covered by the UK media.

Embalming "TRICKS OF THE TRADE"

Here are some of the tips provided:

• RIGOR MORTIS AND ITS EFFECT ON EMBALMING
• GETTING SUFFICIENT FLUID TO THE HANDS
• DEALING WITH TISSUE GAS
• MOUTH CLOSURE
  

View the rest here.

This is just stuff I'm totally not familiar with. Another reason why I prefer to be cremated.

BabyPlus Prenatal Education System

BabyPlus is a series of 16 scientifically designed rhythmic sounds that resemble a mother's heartbeat. The rhythm of the sounds increases incrementally and sequentially as the pregnancy progresses. The BabyPlus sound pattern introduces your child to a sequential learning process, built upon the natural rhythms of their own environment.

A site devoted to peeling eggs

This site is dedicated to all the poor breakfast eggs that spend their lives being peeled with boring methods like just picking it with a spoon. We decided to show up different ways giving you an idea on how to end the lifecycle of your egg a bit more interesting.

Personally, I thought the 'Circular Saw' method was pretty cool.

The Hubble Caught A Star Explosion

Read a little more about it here.

What's A Boghorn?

Find out here.

A Hotel Gimmick

Diamonds Under-the-Pillow to Surprise Five FL Guests

(Rapaport...January 4, 2006) The hotel manager for the Ritz-Carlton in Key Biscayne, Florida, Marco Selva, plans to place a diamond necklace under the pillow of one guest per month from January through May 2006. Continued . . .

Minors' Notes Reveal Their Final Moments

More here.

Number 2 No More!

Just like Bill Simmons (The SportsGuy on ESPN Page 2), I decided to keep a running journal of the Rose Bowl (the national championship football game.)

You can view it here. I'm sure there are a ton of spelling and grammatical errors.

If you like this sort of thing and enjoy my writing, I may consider doing the same for events like the Super Bowl, Grammys or Oscars. Just let me know.

For the fans of Despair.com

If you are familiar with Despair.com, the company that mocks corporate inspirational pictures and messages, you can make your own here. I don't think this site is affiliated with Despair.com.

Here is mine.


And speaking of Despair.com, you should check out some of the videos on the site. Hand sanitizing cracked me up.

Mooning deemed 'disgusting' but legal in Md

Man who exposed his buttocks during an argument walks free.

Thanks Mr Richardson!

Letterman vs O'Reilly

I'm sure this isn't getting any news, respectively because of the tragedy in West Virginia. But this David Letterman and Bill O'Reilly exchange was very interesting.

You can view it here, and if that doesn't work, try here and view it on ifilm.

Some highlights:

- O'Reilly calls Iraq a 'giant massive screwup.'
- Letterman lets his emotions get the best of him regarding Cindy Sheehan.
- O'Reilly appears nervous or emotional as you can see his leg shake.
- Letterman admits he is not smart enough to debate.
- Letterman tells OReilly that he does not represent an objective viewpoint.
- Letterman tells O'Reilly '60% of what you say is crap' and 'be careful what you say.'
- O'Reilly tells Letterman he respects his opinion, he should do the same.

I really like it when Letterman speaks from the heart..

Blonde Joke

I usually don't link to jokes, but this blond joke had me laughing.

A Google Computer?

Here is the latest roomer I fou found:

Speculation is mounting that Larry Page will use a keynote speech at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas on Friday to unveil details of a low-cost computer or internet-enabled device that will run on a new operating system developed by Google.
Because the device - similar in concept to the Mac Mini unveiled last year by Apple's Steve Jobs - doesn't use Microsoft's Windows, it could cost as little as $200.

Fork Art

It's a hockey player.

View the rest here.

Your Style of Sneezing Can Tell a Lot about You

I'm no Big Bad Wolf. See what you sneeze tells about you here.

Buy a caboose

Buy one here. Not as expensive as I thought. Found one for only $18,000.

Firefox problems should be fixed.

For those of you that are interested in the Firefox fiasco, click here.

Marcus Vick - Not the greatest role model

Stepping on a guys knee after a play

Elbowing the opposing coach.

Bunny Trance

Putting bunnies in a trance can be very useful when you need to trim toenails, give medicines or calm a panicky bunny. To trance a bunny, you need to flip them over on their back and pet their cheeks and nose area at the same and they should start to go out.

Don't Kiss Before A Fight

View the clip here.

Prove Christ exists, judge orders priest

Interesting court case in Italy.

AN ITALIAN judge has ordered a priest to appear in court this month to prove that Jesus Christ existed.

The case against Father Enrico Righi has been brought in the town of Viterbo, north of Rome, by Luigi Cascioli, a retired agronomist who once studied for the priesthood but later became a militant atheist. Conintued . . .

Painting A Baseball

Mike and Glenda Carmichael of Alexandria, Indiana have spent the past 28.5 years painting and repainting an ordinary baseball. The ball now weighs 1,700lbs, measures 119" around, and sports 19,100 coats of paint.

View their website here.

Larry David hilariously refuses to see Brokeback Mountain

Cowboys Are My Weakness
By LARRY DAVID

Wind Surfer Toilet Bowl Cleaner

New from German-based company Henkel Wasch-und Reinigungsmittel GmbH comes this cool little toilet bowl cleaner and deodorizer in the shape of a wind surfer. It hangs onto the rim of the toilet and surfs the porcelain waters keeping it clean and odor free. The cleaning agent is held inside the surfer, while the deodorant is inside the sail.

An Apple Fan

I hope this isn't the real Superman

International Talk Like A Pirate Day 2006!

Mark you calendars for September 19.

Thanks Richard Schwarz!

Back to the grind

My apologies for not updating BON as of late. But, now I'm back in the saddle again.

As you can see, BagOfNothing is jazzed up a little bit - I hope you enjoy the changes.

I started this website back in August, and boy how has it grown. Since August, this site has been accessed over 300,000 times. Wonder when we'll hit a million? Anywho, below are some end of year stats in case you are interested. Just click to enlarge.

Darth Cowboy

In case you didn't see Darth Cowboy at the game Sunday night, you can view the short video here or see the pictures below.





Of course, I always felt Jerry Jones was a Sith Lord.

Stabilized Zapruder film?

Here's the alleged stabilized Zapruder film that's been making the rounds. Is it a hoax? A hoax of a hoax? The truth revealed? You decide.

Via Mark Frauenfelder

Empty Church Turns Into A Rockclimbing Centre

The church has stood empty for four years after the dwindling number of worshippers forced it to close its doors. Its condition was deteriorating fast, but now, thanks to an emergency repair grant from English Heritage, it's ready to start its new life as Manchester's first dedicated climbing centre.

In case you ever wanted to buy some Ninja Shoes

Buy a pair here.

Sand Addiction

See what I'm talking about here.

If you are like me, you will be doing this for hours.

More Penguin Fun

Type a message, and a penguin with create a message for you.
Try it here.

A 360-degree panorama of Times Square on New Years Eve

View it here. Could take a while to download.

Lego Church

I linked to this before either on this blog or my old one. Anywho, here it is again.