- Because that's all I have to offer.
"Merry Christmas. Thank you for leaving your car door unlocked. Instead of stealing your car I gave you a present. Hopefully this will land in the hands of someone you love, for my love is gone now. Merry Christmas to you,"
I've posted this one before, but thought it was time to revisit.
A BRAVE teenager who saved a bank thousands of pounds by foiling a cash machine scam was rewarded yesterday — with a plastic calculator.Last year's rank is in parenthesis.
My question: Who uses Lycos for a search engine?
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The Tampon Christmas Tree and Tampon Angel are below.
Visit the site Tampon Crafts here.
A 500-pound man in Seminole County, Fla., was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of scamming fast-food restaurants out of large amounts of milk shakes and tacos, according to a Local 6 News report.One fun stat I like to look at regarding BagOfNothing.com is tracking network locations.
From the jungles of Skull Island to the streets of New York City, slip your hands into these massive Kong forearms and get ready to take a walk on the wild side! Covered with realistic Kong fur, the left arm features impact activated crash-'n-bash sound effects for maximum King Kong battle action!
If someone random asks you for your email address so they can contact you for a date, give them an email address @papernapkin.net and we will send them a rejection message. You can put anything before the @ sign in the address, so feel free to use a real-sounding name so that they'll believe it.
This article reminded me of it:
"It is true that much of the intelligence turned out to be wrong. As president I am responsible for the decision to go into Iraq," the president told The Woodrow Wilson Center on the eve of elections to establish Iraq's first permanent, democratically elected government. "And I'm also responsible for fixing what went wrong by reforming our intelligence capabilities."
The USPS will see that the letter is received at the proper place. Please ensure to include the return address on the letter itself! Letters to God can be addressed in the same way replacing "Santa Claus" with "God".
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24-7prayer started by accident in September 1999, with a bunch of young people in England who got the crazy idea of trying to pray non-stop for a month. God turned up and they couldn't stop til Christmas!When Sallin first woke up to his Wake n' Bacon alarm clock -- constructed from a gutted Wal-Mart alarm clock, a PIC microcontroller, and two 100-watt halogen lamps -- everything came back to him again. "My first thought was 'Mom's in the kitchen,' soon followed by "The apartment's on fire."
Walletex is the maker of world's first Wallet Friendly USB device. This credit card sized USB Flash drive, is the world's slimmest USB device, and the only one that can be conveniently carried in a wallet.
TULSA, Okla. - A Plymouth Belvedere that was buried in a concrete vault nearly 50 years ago as part of the state's golden anniversary celebration will be unearthed in 2007 as part of the Oklahoma centennial festivities.
``I went into the first surgery where they cut me from ear to ear and they cut my face down and they took out all the fractured egg-shelled bones and put in steel plates,'' Richardson said.I wonder what you name a child after surviving such an event? I say name it Lee Majors.
Brondell Inc., developer of the Swash(TM), a revolutionary high-tech toilet seat, announced it has secured $1.3 million of Series A financing from a group of investors including technology visionary Mark Cuban.
These look like they would cause a lot of pain.Visit Cute Overload for a plethora of cuteness.
And this one isn't really cute, but just darn cool.
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Sure, we all want what's best for our kids, but let's face the truth: not every child can grow up to be Einstein. At the Baby Bush Toy Company, we offer an exciting range of products for the resoundingly average child.
Ever come home at night, with the lights off, and find yourself feeling around for the light switch? The Lite-A-Switch solves that problem by allowing you to see the siwtch in the dark.
In case you are wondering, the ASCAP stands for The American Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers.
You have't provided us with any stats as of late, what's the latest?
When performing certain searches on Google, you get the following image on the left.DENVER -- A Colorado football player has been suspended and his girlfriend, a cross-country runner from Utah, has quit the sports program after being accused of sending a racist e-mail to an Hispanic member of the cross-country team.
The George W. Bush Christmas Ornament
Have you ever been trapped in a conversation with an annoying person and prayed that your phone would ring to give you "an out"? Well, Ring4Freedom has answered your prayers!
Ring4Freedom is software that will ring your cell or desk phone at your command. Simply press the hotkey and your phone will ring instantly.
- I worked both Saturday and Sunday. Sunday was the killer, had to be in the office at 5:00 AM for a project install. At least I got home before kickoff.
won. Why Danni? Well, she's tall and lanky just like wifeGeeding, except I think wifeGeeding has better abs - and that's not a joke. Also, I just wasn't a fan of Stephanie for several reasons. One, she's from Philadelphia, and that must make her an Eagles fan. Two, Her eye-brows scare me. Three, and this is from the SportsGuy, but I just find it weird that she is so much better looking after spending 40 days in a jungle without food or make-up than she is in real life all clean, well-kepted, and nourished. And one more note about the show - both Danni and Stephanie were wearing some ugly boots at the reunion show. I'm usually a big fan of the female wearing 'the boot,' but Danni looked like she had two corn-dogs covered in mustard covering her legs. 
