- Because that's all I have to offer.
I don't know if you should really look at this picture.
Welcome to By Accident, a new concept that gives you the chance to receive the attention you deserve. We deliver customized accidents such as rape, assault and past traumatic experiences. All personally tailored to suit your special needs.
Out of date things make me laugh. Below are some of my favorites and you can read the rest here.
I don't know a whole lot about Mormons or the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. And I certainly don't want to offend any of my Mormon readers, well, at least today. But from my understanding Mormons do not consume caffeine. So just for the heck of it, I decided to go to the Starbucks webpage and search for Salt Lake City Starbuck locations. I was suprised to discover a total of 21 locations.
Every week, a new pay phone number is published. People call that number and report back with the result: Phoneswarm.
Turns out that the upside-down Christmas tree is the new fad.
You may have seen the new Dell TV commercial featuring a middle-aged guy, laying awake in bed, who calls the Dell customer support hotline at 2:59 am, just to see if they're still there for him. The fresh-faced Dell operator, a young blonde lad (the Dell Dude, but with less 'tude) engages in a witty dialogue with the insomniac, reassuring him that no matter what, Dell will always be there for him.
But how do Dell operators really answer the phone at 2:59 am? I decided to find out last night...
I guess this is payback for those that took our resourced jobs.
Every morning I go downstairs with a couple of my coworkers to go get breakfast right when the cafeteria opens. Turns out several other folks have the same schedule. We always see people Sleep Hair Guy and Biscuit Lady, but I always don't look forward to seeing Perfume Girl.
You should get the Drill Sergeant Alarm Clock.
Click the pic to view a video of the 2005 Japanese Yo-Yo Champ in action.
The "ASC Elite Seat" is designed with a certain "balance" such that when the seat is put down, it will eventually lift itself back up in about 45 seconds. Inside the seat's hinge, are liquid-filled chambers that causes the seat to lift back up after its put down. Hence, the seat is always in an upright position.
In a full-bodied blend of blasphemy and ingenuity, a Los Angeles couple is seeking to market a wine called "Jesus Juice" that bears a label showing a Michael Jackson-like figure appearing to be crucified. "Jesus Juice" merlot, the label for which you'll find below, is the brainchild of actress Dawn Westlake and Bruce Rheins, a veteran CBS Evening News producer who headed the network's coverage of the Jackson child molestation case.
The GatorGripper is a tool that helps mom or dad extract a loose baby tooth.
You can download recordings of some recent U2 concerts here. The latest one being the LA concert, which the band celebrated Larry's birthday. If you want the Dallas concert, just click the pic and the download should start for you. You can lots of fan noise and the quality is OK.
GREENSBURG, Pa. - A man claims his ex-girlfriend owes him more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago. Continued . . .
Forbes has a free service that lets you send an email to yourself and have it arrive in 1, 3, 5, 10, or 20 years.
