Office Space Game

It's Friday afternoon and you just know that Lumbergh is gonna ask you to come in on Saturday. Finish all your TPS reports and sneak out the side door before Lumbergh catches up with you.

Click here to play.

Did I write a book?

No, I did not write this book under a different name.

Jesus in the shower

My son called me into the bathroom after he'd taken a shower telling me there was a reflection of what looked like Jesus on the tile. Ish and I went in to look and we saw the above image. It kind of freaked us out! Now, I know the light and the way it filtered through created this image.....but why this particular image?? Terry grabbed his camera to take a picture.....the strange thing is the image didn't photograph when he used a flash.....but this is how it came out without the flash. The thought entered my mind that "Jesus is the LIGHT of the world."....doesn't need a flash.

Read more here if you are interested.

Conan's 2005 Year in Review

Pretty funny stuff, as you would expect from Conan. View it here.

From The Holy Observer

What's the funniest or oddest thing you've ever heard anyone else pray for?

Some examples:

- " A kid in my class in Grade 4, during the class prayer in the morning, would always pray that he'd get the Megazord."

- Before a softball game, one team member prayed, ''please let the other team win...and let us win, too.''

- My 6 year old son prayed this prayer. ''Dear Jesus, please help daddy to stop farting.''

What Celebrity Do You Most Resemble?

You can try it for yourself, here.

Here are my results using this photo:



This is what it told me, maybe next time I'll try this without any facial hair:

56% Zbigniew Kazimierz Brzezinski
49% Shimon Peres
43% Serge Gainsbourg
41% Jackie Chan
38% Jerry Seinfeld
39% Albert Einstein
38% Mark Hamill
34% Martin Luther King Jr

Give the gift of a disease

Magnified 1 million times, these Giant Microbes™ are great learning tools for kids, parents and educators. This set includes: Black Death, Ebola, Flesh-Eating Disease and Sleeping Sickness (shown from left to right).

Each one is accompanied by an image of, and information about, the real microbe it represents. Approximately 4” made of soft poly-filled plush. (Not suitable for children under 3 years old).

What would happen if Michael Jackson was in Super Mario Brothers

Make sure to have your sound on. I liked how he moonwalks on the second level.

View it here.

For the female readership of Bag of Nothing

Which pantyhose are best?

Hard to find 800 numbers

I was not aware

that calendars from years 1911, 1922, 1933, 1939, 1950, 1961, 1967, 1978, 1989, and 1995 are fully functional in 2006.

End of Year Baggy Awards

Persons of the Year
George H.W. Bush and Bill Clinton

Similar to an SNL skit, what does a U.S. president do when he is in over his head? He calls on former presidents. The elder Bush is up there in age, and Clinton hasn't been in the best of health, yet both put the past and differences aside and used their time and status to help with not only the asian tsunami but also the devastation caused by Hurricane Katrina. Bravo, men, bravo.

Best Game of the Year
USC vs Notre Dame

The winner would have been my beloved University of Texas Longhorns playing The Ohio State Buckeyes, but then came along the USC - Notre Dame game. It's hard to beat the atmosphere at South Bend combined with the green jerseys and what was at stake for USC holding on to the number one spot and knowing the Irish's knack for breaking great winning streaks. Not only did the lead change multiple times in the final quarter, but it when down to the last play of the game.

Biggerst FUBR
FEMA and Mike Brown

He did a heck of a job alright.

Biggest Death of the Year
Pope John Paul II

This was a tough one. Petter Jennings and Johnny Carson were folks people welcomed into their homes for about three decads and Rosa Parks changed history, but considering this Pope was someone that made it through Poland and the Nazis and then later saw communism fall as well as die with grace - just amazing.

Best Book I Read This Year aka The Only Book I Read This Year
Blue Like Jazz

Yes, I finally did finish it. Even though the cover is purple and not blue (which totally threw me off), I can't believe how much I actually enjoyed reading this book. I truely felt it help me grow closer to Christ. What I liked best was that it showed me that there are people who follow Christ and don't quite fit the mold. It helped me not only gain a greater appreciation of Christ, but of everyday people as well. Take a chance and read it. It is an 'easy read' as author Don Miller makes it a 'fast read' and it is only a little over 2oo pages.

Most Over-Rated Band of the Year
The Black Eyed Peas
They win for two reasons.
1. Their music isn't really all that great and pretty generic.
2. Fergie isn't all that good looking as others claim she may be.








Biggest Catch of the Year
A Catfish from Thailand


Most Annoying Person of the Year
TO
Tom Cruise probably a close second, but at least he is entertaining. Paris Hilton somehow makes the news for doing nothing, and that just annoys me. But wasted talent and having Drew Rosenhause speak for you really annoys me.




Best Television Death of the Year
Shannon - Lost
Attractive, yes, but she was a tad bit annoying and I didn't think her character was developing. I'm actually kinda happy she died. Addition by subtraction.





Television Show of the Year
The Office
All the reality shows kind lost their zing. Lost was good, but it's hard to surpass the first season. The Office just delivered everytime and it probably the only show where I get that "I just can't wait until it comes on" feeling. It does remind me of several folks at my work, but overall the show is just creative and hilarious.

To boost turnout, church service to give away a house

LA MARQUE, Texas (AP) — In a game show style giveaway, a church plans to award a $120,000 three-bedroom house to one of its worshippers on New Year's Eve. Since 2003, Abundant Life Christian Center has given away a car, a motorcycle and furniture, but this year the lure is a house. Continued . . .

Annointing The Ohio State University

Allison and some friends at The Ohio State University decided to fill Super Soaker water guns with annointing oil and annoint the campus. You can read about it here on her blog.

Alaska DMV

In case you ever wanted to know how long the wait is for the Anchorage, AK DMV - you can view their live webcam here. Updates about every five minutes.

Bag of Coupons

Lots of coupons you can print out here. Hurry, some expire today.

Some examples:

Circuit City
$2 off any $12.99+ CD

Family Christian Stores
25% off any purchase

Foleys
20% off any purchase

Finish Line
$10 off $60 purchase

Google employee collects over 250 lbs of Silly Puddy

Read about it here.

Tempting Picture(s) of the Day

A photographer has come under fire in China for his pictures of a man falling off a bicycle. View the pictures here. In case you are wondering, there is no blood.

Animal Splicer 1.0

Animal Splicer - Select two animals and combine them to make something new!

This is the result of a rabbit and lobster.

Tan Lines from Typical Summer Activities

Fish Highway

Imagine a means for fish to swim out the top of your aquarium, up to the ceiling, across the room and then down into another tank. That's a fish highway.

Sometimes . . .

AstroChrist

Jesus, son of God, in my opinion, would not need a space suit.

Death Talk

• Personalinzed coffins, get one here.
  
  
• The state of Florida gives you a virtual tour of a death row cell. Check out their FAQ page where you will learn such things a the size of the cell (6 x 9 x 9.5) and how much it costs a day to incarcerate a death row inmate.
  
  
• Very impressive pet caskets.
  
  
• A list of people who have died in a bathroom. Who knew that Judy Garland, Elvis, King George II all had something in common.
  
  
• Buy an over-sized casket.
  
  
• Costco Caskets.
  
• Ghana has some strange coffins.
  
  See more of them here.
  
• CoffinCam - The view from inside a real coffin
  
• National Museum of Funeral History
  
• And one of my personal favorites: www.findagrave.com.
  Always wanted to know where Walt Dinsey was buried. That's right, he's not frozen. And for the Cowboys fans, here is Tom Landry's grave.
  

Odd video of the day

I'll be the first to say I don't understand this video, but I guess it is somewhat amusing.

A lady day dreams, and then comes two tickling midget bandits.

Totally safe to watch.

http://www.daydreamer933.com/

Vila Bonarda: the wine that tastes like bacon

If you like wine, and you like bacon, this is the drink for you.

Niagrara Falls from space

Click to enlarge.

That is one big baby

December 21, 2005 (McALESTER, Okla.) - Hospital officials at McAlester Regional Health Center say a 14-pound, 3-ounce baby delivered there is the largest ever born at the hospital. Lillian Elizabeth Ross was born Friday to Adrienne and Anthony Ross. Continued . . .

Power Napping For Dummies

Just in ase you don't know how to take a power nap, here is an article.

Cute picture of the day

Fred The Baker - RIP

NEW YORK - Michael Vale, the actor best known for his portrayal of a sleepy-eyed Dunkin' Donuts baker who said "Time to make the doughnuts," has died. He was 83. Continued . . .

A 69-year-old grandmother video-gamer

Read the article here.

Some stoires do have a happy ending

Remeber this dog from the Katrina aftermath?


Read about the happy ending here.

Sir Elton John?

Read about his wedding here.

Why girls have two hands

Boy Scout Gets Knife Lodged In Brain

Read the story here.

Best way to releive some stress

I use to play this game all the time. You control the players with your mouse, the longer you hold your mouse click, the harder the throw.

Personally, I always enjoys holding the click, getting really close to the enemy, and then letting him have it. Muwahahahah!

Click here to play.

I just thought this was a funny picture

They really wanted a big Christmas tree in the house