- I mowed the lawn yesterday even though it really didn’t need it in anticipation for rain, so that means it probably won’t rain in the 75067. Funny thing, but my hometown ZIP code is 76067, just one digit off.
- I dare say, chivalry is not dead.
- A collection of pics from a former Disney janitor that use to draw characters using water and a broom.
- Different Types of Toilets You’ll See Around The World
- On The TICKET, Norm interviewed a Texas Tech tight end that is expected to be drafted in the first two rounds. The prospect stated he was going to be in a suite at the Spurs game during the draft when his name is called. That sounds kinda neat, but if I’m investing millions in a player, I think I’d want him to take his career a bit more seriously and know his primary focus is football, especially on the day he actually turns professional. You can always go out an party later. Heck, I’d feel more comfortable if he was out fishing with his father carrying his cell phone. I guess I’m more Parcells like. He said when he would meet with a potential draftee, he’d ask him what are the three most important things in his life. If football or something football related wasn’t in the top three, he wouldn’t draft him.
- I Luv me some Southwest Airlines, but I also love the idea of Virgin America flying out of Love Field because the competition benefits the customer. Southwest is rich in history of coming up with the best stuff when being threatened, and since they are being threatened on their home turf, this battle is going to be entertaining. Part of me thinks it’s a bit suspect that Sir Richard Branson is interested in ‘only’ two gates at Love Field, it makes me wonder if his is part of some long term plan.
- Speaking of entertaining battles, the race between David Dewhurst and Dan Patrick for Lt. Governor is even better if you don’t care about the race. As crazy-dramatic the Dewhurst spots are, I always get a kick out of the screaming eagle sound at the end of a Dan Patrick commercial, at least most of them. But Dewhurst is getting desperate with spots like these. If he has to resort to that as opposed to his more than a decade record, you’re in deep poo-poo. And I noticed that Patrick came back with a spot addressing the allegations complete with a Ronald Reagan appearance which will fire up the base.
- Lynne Cheney is suggesting or brought up the thought that the Clintons are behind the new Monica Lewinsky Vanity Fair article so that she wouldn’t be a distraction for a Hillary run in 2014. Random prediction: Dick Cheney outlives Lynne.
- There was a lot of buzz about Kevin Durant’s MVP speech. It was great, and the most touching part was when he told his mother, “You’re the real MVP.” Dang, talk about a great Mother’s Day present.
- Texas Church Aims to Boost Membership by Promoting Crossfit for Jesus
- Nielsen: Despite 100-plus TV channels, we watch just 17 – That made me want to count the primary channels we watch as a family, and I cam to 17 – CBS, ABC, NBC, FOX, HBO, Comedy Central, FX, AMC, Discovery, ESPN, Fox Sports Southwest, Sprout (not by choice), Disney (also not by choice), NFL Network, DIY, FoodNetwork, History
- Some guy was really adamant that a woman farted at a Mexican restaurant in Irving.
Two short videos that changed how I do everyday things
Terry Moore found out he’d been tying his shoes the wrong way his whole life. In the spirit of TED, he takes the stage to share a better way.
Dang those round nylon laces.
Hand Washing
This is where I learned that “twelve” is the largest number with one-syllable. I wasn’t all that concerned about the impact I had on the environment, it’s just sometimes I get stuck with a small paper towel and now I know how I can make the most of it.
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- I woke up yesterday morning with blood running out of my ear and a bloody pillow case. The bleeding stopped but everything sounded muffled. Thankfully my ENT doctor was able to get me in early. His staff, which I don’t think is the friendliest in the world, thought I said I had a nose bleed on the phone. It turns out the bloody ear problem was related to the ear tubes that were still in my ears from the sinus and ear tube surgery I had seventeen-months ago. After using some sort of vacuum in my ears, a crocodile instrument he kept asking the nurse for, and some drops, all is well.
- For some reason our local Fox News affiliate decided to follow me on Twitter despite me not following them.
- East Texan mortician turned murderer, Bernie, the man that Jack Black portrayed in a movie, was released from jail yesterday. I’ve never seen the film, but I hear Black’s performance is pretty darn good.
- There’s an iPhone commercial with some sort of indie song called ‘Gigantic’ being sung throughout it and then the song stays in my head for hours at a time.
- Buzzfeed has gone crazy posting about the old sitcom ‘Friends’ this week. There are two thoughts about that show that come to mind. First, how much the Hardline made fun of it, exaggerating it was only watched by women who ate pizza and ice cream when it was on. Second, I was never certain if Jennifer Aniston was braless, used fake nipples, or if that set was colder than Antarctica, because she seemed perky 99% of the time.
- NFL-style ‘prom draft’ at Newport Beach high school criticized
- When I was a kid in Mineral Wells there was a cow drop fundraiser. Basically, they put a cow out in a field and you could buy squares hoping the cow would poop in it, as that’s when you’d win a certain collection of the funds. That’s basically the concept behind how ‘Dirty Jobs’ guy Mike Rowe named his new dog, minus the money part.
- Show off – Florida teen graduates from high school and college in same week
- Show off – After mean crack about wearing a Hooters t-shirt, overweight woman loses 100+ pounds and becomes Hooters waitress
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- I woke up a little earlier than normal yesterday and had a Forrest Gump moment. Instead of just going for a run, I just decided to take a walk around the neighborhood, and gosh darn was that refreshing.
- As a father to a young daughter, I suffer like most with having to listen to ‘Frozen’ at least four times a day. I guess it’s a sign of aging, but that song just doesn’t seem like it would connect with young kids or is as catchy than songs from The Little Mermaid, The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, and Aladdin.
- I ran across an interesting question on Reddit – What is the hardest thing you had to accept about your significant other? I guess for me, it’s when WifeGeeding doesn’t laugh at stuff that I think is funny, it makes me feel like there’s a disconnect.
- I’ve been tasked to implement IBM Rational Functional Tester for our testing needs. The only resource I have is whatever I can find online as we don’t have a subject matter expert handy. It’s a heck of a challenge, and progress is slow, but when you finally solve something that you’ve been working on for a while, all on your own, that moment of achievement is quite satisfying.
- I went out and ate lunch by myself recently and could overhear a conversation of five men in their forties debating what was the sexiest 80’s music video when they were a teen. That was one entertaining conversation to listen to. It seemed that most agreed it was Whitesnake’s “Here I Go Again”, but other notables they discussed at length were:
- Paula Abdul – Cold Hearted
- Van Halen – Hot for Teacher
- Motlue Crue – Girls, Girls, Girls
- George Michael – Several were mentioned
- Chris Issac – Wicked Games
- They also all seemed to think that Robert Palmer video was highly over-rated.
- A Complete Rundown of Every Team Tony Romo Has Caused to Lose by His Very Presence
- If you caught Letterman interviewing Peyton Manning last night, Dave got a really good zinger at Bill Belichick.
- I’m sure our local Christian radio station, KLTY, hasn’t enjoyed their name being mentioned all of last week. Everytime I heard that story all I could think of was their slogan, “Safe, for the whole family.”
- I was wondering about Laura Logan the other day and it just turns out she’s mentioned in some new articles, here’s one that’s actually kinda salty. I had no idea she was once a swimsuit model, and with the Republicans keeping Benghazi in the news, there ain’t no way CBS brings her back.
- I have often confused the American Coot for a duck.
- Bears Lineman Kyle Long Hangs Out With Bullied Youngster At Chuck E. Cheese
- Random annoyances/irritations:
- Hair in your mouth you just can’t get out (which reminds me of the funniest ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ episode over)
- Wet socks
- Wind chimes, anywhere, anytime
- Hearing the book of ‘Revelation’ being referred to as the book of ‘Revelations’.
- When someone makes a purchase and says “You can’t beat that.” Yes, yes you can. Even if you got it for free, other items or services could be included, it can always be beaten.
- Trying to get the smell of gasoline or some other substance off your hands.
- The smell of tuna.
- Urine on a toilet seat.
- Wobbling tables at an eating establishment. Actually, anywhere.
- Anything on a computer that displays a percentage status and it just hangs on 99% longer than any other percent.
- “Yeah let’s just keep matriculatin’ the ball down the field, boys!” – Hank Stram
- Grace
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