– He hates the “golden boy” imgae.
– He surfs porn.
The feeling of warm clothes out of the dryer, clean bed sheets, new socks – all are great warm fuzzies of life. But none of them compare when the ESPN’s The Sports Guy has a new ramblings: 
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/050819
Well then, I have the game for you?
You are given a cityk, and then you have to throw a dart where you think the city is on the map. In case you are wondering, I missed Madrid by 418 km.