The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
These Louisiana boys will be dropped into Iraq and will be given the following facts about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK !
Angelina Jolie will star as the Queen of Darkness in director Robert Zemeckis’ big screen adaptation of “Beowulf.”Ray Winstone will play Beowulf and Crispin Glover will be the monster Grendel in the epic, which will be put together with the same performance-capture technology Zemeckis used in “The Polar Express,” the Hollywood Reporter said.
The cast also includes Anthony Hopkins, Robin Wright Penn and John Malkovich.
“Beowulf” is scheduled for a 2007 release.
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I wonder if Maddox will make an appearance, but then again I don’t really care.
I’m sure most of you have seen these pics before, either online or through an email. However, I still find them fun to look at, just click on the pic below to enjoy.
There has been a lot of political talk today around the office, and it makes me want to light myself on fire.
Makes me wonder what Jon Stewart
would do.