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This video is a collection of campaign videos of Gov Good Hair since he ran for agriculture commissioner.  They are so full of cheesyness you can’t help but crack up, especially the one in which he takes a trip to the sausage factory (insert joke here ______). 

Also, if you are curious as to what Chuck Norris has to say about Rick Perry, here are a few of his thoughts:

• “Hi, I’m Chuck Norris. There are a lot of facts about me out there on the Internet – but here’s one Chuck Norris Fact that you probably haven’t heard yet.  On November 7, I’m voting for Texas Governor Rick Perry.”
• “I’m Chuck Norris, and I know tough. Rick Perry is the kind of tough, conservative leader we need as Texas governor. And that is a fact.”

Season Shot is made of tightly packed seasoning bound by a fully biodegradable food product. The seasoning is actually injected into the bird on impact seasoning the meat from the inside out. When the bird is cooked the seasoning pellets melt into the meat spreading the flavor to the entire bird. Forget worrying about shot breaking your teeth and start wondering about which flavor shot to use!

That Donald Rumsfeld and Saddam Hussein once shook hands?

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