Surgical Resident Breaks Down 49 Medical Scenes From Film & TV

Annie Onishi, general surgery resident at Columbia University, takes a look at emergency room and operating room scenes from a variety of television shows and movies and breaks down how accurate they really are. Would the adrenaline scene from Pulp Fiction actually play out that way? Is all that medical jargon we hear in shows like Grey’s Anatomy and House true-to-life? Is removing a bullet really a cure-all for a gunshot wound?

Language warning.

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Bag of Randomness for Thursday, March 15, 2018

  • As I stated earlier this week, the kids are visiting their grandparents in East Texas. It’s nice to see them off their tablets and away from the television and doing stuff outside. This is a picture of them fishing for the first time in their life, being taught by their grandfather and some property they own at what they call “the river bottom”. I believe that’s the Sabine River.
  • The NFL Draft will be held from April 26 to 28 at AT&T Stadium in Arlington. It would be beyond hilarious if we get a final winter storm of historic proportions that weekend.
  • I’m not a fan of the idea that every child should get a trophy type of thing. Well, maybe not that, but more like all award ribbons should be the same color type of stuff. That came to mind listening to a podcast that mentioned instead of giving a child an “F” for a failing grade, you give them a “Not Yet”. There’s something appealing to that. An “F” kinda feels final, but a “Not Yet” gives the kids something to shoot for, to continue on.
  • Hutchins BBQ will be on the Food Network this Saturday at 2:oo PM.
  • I’m getting to the point in which I think just about any tradition is stupid. So many of them are nothing but false idols. Some folks think the world is going to end if something isn’t done correctly or continually. So when I see something that I know will annoy traditionalist, I start to giggle. Baseball traditionalist are some of the most sensitive folks – Minor league baseball to begin extra innings with a runner on second
  • The Stephen F. Austin men’s basketball will be playing in the tournament and during a news conference yesterday was asked, “What does the ‘F’ in Stephen F. Austin stand for?” None of them knew. Understandable, but funny. I guarantee you if I walk around the Hardin-Simmons campus not one student could tell my what the “-” stood for.
  • I can’t find it, but I thought another university’s female equestrian team reported a sexual assault recently. Yesterday, an incident with Baylor’s equestrian team was reportedThree Baylor football players have been suspended from the team because of allegations of sexual assault involving football players and female members of the university’s equestrian team, a university official confirmed to ESPN.
  • The reason this guy received a message from the future was that he lived in a different time zone.
  • There are some Christians who are very defensive about their faith, especially when science is involved, especially about the origin or creation of the universe. Some of those Christians I should unfollow on Twitter as all they did was make snide remarks about Stephen Hawkin going to Hell and finding out how the universe was really made. Grace and compassion, I miss it.
  • A friend emailed me and used the word “dysgraphia”. It’s a learning disability that involves difficulty in writing.
  • GIF – A dog walking a horse should make you smile.
  • The Trump bothers have changed a lot.
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Bag of Randomness for Wednesday, March 14, 2018

  • Stephen Hawking has died. Most folks considered him the smartest or most intelligent human alive. Now, I wonder who the world will regard as the smartest or most intelligent person alive? Probably someone nonfamous.
  • Hawking was on a recent episode of ‘Star Talk’. Both he and Neil deGrasse Tyson are huge admirers of Sir Isaac Newton. Tyson asked Hawking what would he ask Newton if given the chance. Hawking’s answer was most interesting because his question to Newton was one in which Hawking solved the problem to, something Newton was working on before he died. “Is the solar system stable? And what happens to a star that cannot support itself against its own gravity?”
  • I can’t imagine living like he did with that disease, but for his profession he understood his unique advantage. Hawking wrote in a 1984 essay, saying that illness gave him the time to think through physics problems, rather than lecture or perform administrative duties.
  • DuringRex Tillerson’s tenure as ExxonMobile’s CEO, the company at various times was the most valuable in the world and served as President of the Boy Scouts. Amazing a man like was notified of his firing via a tweet, and not even a direct tweet. I’ll give President Trump this, he’s legendary.
  • This just may well sound like I don’t care for our first responders, but it irks me how much the local news covers any of their deaths. I have no issue with them informing us of their death and showing clips of their funerals, but it’s overboard and sensationalism when they have live coverage from a helicopter of the hearse transporting the body. I feel like they are playing with our emotions and using a death for ratings.
  • On my “Ask Us Anything” post, someone asked if I had a guilty pleasure TV show. I mentioned the ‘Golden Girls’ but in retrospect, I should have answered ‘Hack My Life’ on truTV. It’s just a goofy show about solving a bunch of life little problems like how to get stains out of something and such.
  • My mother would get angry if I left something in the pockets of my dirty clothes, more so if they happened to make it into the wash. She emphasized it was my job to empty out my pockets, especially if someone else was doing my laundry for me. Because of this, I’ve made it a habit to always check my pockets before throwing anything in the dirty clothes, and I passed this down to the children. WifeGeeding has never learned this habit. She often leaves tissues in her pockets and after a wash, shreds of tissue are everywhere.
  • Elon Musk is poaching ‘The Onion’ staff for a comedy project
  • YouTube limits moderators to viewing four hours of disturbing content per day
  • California High school teacher accidentally fires gun in class, students injured
    • A teacher who also serves as a reserve police officer accidentally fired a gun inside a Seaside High School classroom Tuesday, police said, and three students were injured.
  • Dallas Morning News – Texas Beach Watch has launched a map to track the presence of fecal bacteria along the coast, indicating the severity of the problem: green for OK, yellow for watch out and red for stay away. Actually, green stands for low levels of fecal bacteria, yellow means medium and red indicates high.
  • Dallas Morning News – First Baptist Dallas pastor Robert Jeffress: Evangelicals don’t care if Trump had sex with porn star
    • “It’s absolutely ludicrous,” he said, adding that “evangelicals know that they’re not compromising their beliefs in order to support this great president.”
    • Jeffress said that he would never walk away from Trump and that it would take more than the current allegations for evangelical voters to do so.
    • Just not a fan how he thinks he speaks for all Evangelicals, but then again, a majority of them do love the POTUS and are very vocal about it.
  • Give a man a plane ticket and he’ll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

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Bag of Randomness for Tuesday, March 13, 2018

  • Sometimes it’s just fun to go around the house and WD-40 things. You start with a door hinge or two and then rationalize since you have the WD-40, you might as well walk around and find stuff to un-squeak.
  • You know you are making progress with your back recovery when you unwittingly walk over 8,000 steps. I was shocked and had to look at the 28-day history of my Fitbit app. Yesterday’s total was more than double my usual, which is closer to 3,500 steps since the surgery. I mean, some days I’m around the 4,000-4,500 range, so yesterday was a shocker.
  • I visited my mother’s kidney doctor yesterday, it was the first time I saw him or been in his office in 11 years. I thought it would just be a typical trip to see the doctor for myself, but unexpectedly it was emotional as a lot of memories started to pour in. We spent a lot of time in that office, and it wasn’t all bad, there were some fun memories of inside jokes and such. It was one of those things which you forget a lot about but once you visit a place you start to remember the little things you haven’t thought about in eons, like the tile patterns, and that in itself will trigger other memories. The doctor still had not-so-great bedside manner, but still made up for it with how he explains things and goes into detail and you’re left comforted with his knowledge and expertise. He ordered a sonogram for my kidneys, blood and urinalysis, and a return visit in a month.
  • We brought down Challenger space shuttle in 1986, claims Turkish sect leader
  • Louisiana pastor who erected third-largest cross in US busted for possession of meth: report
  • The Stormy Daniels/Trump story is interesting. It’s juicy, so it draws attention. She can certainly play it to her advantage by increasing her wealth and visibility, more valuable than what the alleged $130,000 or million she would be penalized. But it’s a valid issue and will stay around because of all things, it may have violated campaign finance laws. On top of that, the loan came from Trump’s attorney who financed it with a home equity loan. If it wasn’t for that, the story would have died long ago, and I expect nothing to really come from it. I only mention the story because there’s a local tie and the silliness of CBS11’s reporting. The NDA is being investigated whether a Forney, TX notary properly signed off on it, where Daniels owned a home. CBS11 had to make this stupid distinction about her house, “This house, with four “x”s above the garage is listed as the triple-x actress’ home.”  I thought that tie-in and forced connection was stupid, really stupid.
  • A girl on last night’s ‘American Idol’ decided to cover an Adele song and I thought that was a horrible choice, there’s no measuring up to Adele. But to my surprise, she’s going to Hollywood.
  • I hope I’m not the only person in the country who first read this headline thinking it was ‘Friends’ actress Lisa Kudrow – Trump tells people he is selecting Larry Kudlow to replace economic advisor Gary Cohn
  • Hey, it’s Super Mario Hampster:

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