Price of eternal salvation: $12.79

SEATTLE — Want to live a sin-filled life without any consequences and also be guaranteed a spot in heaven?

A local Web site claims space is limited, but if you act now you can buy a reservation in heaven.

Reserveaspotinheaven.com is standing by to take your order. For just $12.79, Nate Davis and Edgar Kim are selling reservations in heaven.

“Why go to church when you can go to our Web site,” Davis said. “Click, click, $12 and you’re going up (to heaven),” he said.

And those reservations come with a money back guarantee.

“We’re men of our word,” Davis said.

“If you don’t get there, you’re going to get your money back,” Kim added.

Without a reservation, the site warns heaven-hopefuls to expect long lines, thousands of steps on the stairway to heaven and haggling with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

But, there’s more. If you opt for the all-access kit for $15.95, you also get access to the VIP areas in heaven.

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Feel free to reserve a spot in Hell.  ReserveASpotInHell.com

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McCain, Obama To Visit Warren’s Megachurch

The Rev. Rick Warren has persuaded Republican John McCain and Democrat Barack Obama to take part in a forum at his Saddleback Church, in Lake Forest, Calif., on Aug. 16.

The New York Times reported that Warren invited each man personally and would interview each separately in a public forum on a variety of topics.

The event would focus on how each man would handle issues Warren has championed, including AIDS, poverty and the environment.

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Bag of Randomness

  • Here’s an article on something that I’m a part of, but I actually work more on the website side of things.
  • I can’t think of anything to put on my Twitter posts that’s somewhat interesting.  I drive, work, eat, sleep, and blog.  That’s just about it.
  • Our NBC affiliate has a commercial that introduces their new meteorologist, Jennifer Lopez.  I always do a double take.  I think this Jennifer Lopez would be much nicer to meet than the actress/singer.
  • I have a wager with a friend at work on whether or not he can beat my NFL prognostication result of 66% from last year.
  • At my lost job, there couldn’t ever be any mention of wagering.  As a matter of fact, accessing fantasy sports stuff was considered a firable offense.
  • I’m having to do a little bit of dry wall work in the master bathroom.
  • I hear the Jonas Brothers are moving to Westlake.  I know nothing about them other than I think they are Disney related.  I use to work in Westlake and use to stair at the mansions being built across from the office and always wondered who would move into such a place and how the heck did they get all that money.  Here’s a satellite view of some of the houses.
  • Terry Bradshaw does have a ranch out there, you can view it here.  I remember driving in front of it and seeing a big 12 on the gate.  I tried to view it using Google Street View, but there’s a glare.  Funny, Google Street View his the rural community of Westlake but can find time to visit my lovely metropolitan area.
  • Also, Westlake is one of the few places in Texas that has no property tax.  Link
  • Mmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . breakfast burritos.
  • The first movie I ever watched in a theater is Popeye.
  • Extra just gave away a major something-something about the upcoming X-Files movie that will take away from my movie watching experience.
  • Blogging is going to suffer because I’m working on the bathroom.
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