Bag of Randomness

  • You know, my doctor still hasn’t called to give me my numbers regarding my bloodwork taken during my physical on Friday.  I guess I could be proactive and get them myself, but the more I deny those numbers don’t exist, the healthier I ‘ll continue to fool myself.
  • Craigslist for those with a lisp – Craigslips
  • OtherDogGeeding is just super tolerant with BabyGeeding.  She’ll crawl towards him and instead of petting him, will just grab a chunk of his fur and pull and yank while he just kind of sits there and takes it with an awkward look on his face as if to say, “The things I do for love and food around here.”  However, the other day she was laying on her back with OtherDogGeeding standing next to her and I noticed that OtherDogGeeding had a really, really awkward look on his face.  Upon closer examination, BabyGeeding didn’t have a chuck of his fur but had his penis firmly clasp in her fist.  Poor dog, he was just taking it.  I never thought I would utter the words to my daughter “Hey, let go of his penis.”  There’s a first for everything I guess.
  • OtherDogGeeding has always slept in bed with us, but two nights this week he’s snuck off and have slept upstairs next to BabyGeeding’s crib.  I’m not sure if he’s feeling protective or if it has something to do with missing DogGeeding who died at the first of the year.
  • Damn, I miss that dog.
  • Some headlines, especially those with ALL CAPS will get your attention: SOME DEPICTIONS OF JESUS MAY HAVE ALIENATED MEN AND SHOULD BE REPLACED WITH MANLY ONES.  So now I can’t decide which image of Jesus is the manliest.  Tattoo Jesus, Rifle Jesus, or Boxing Jesus.  I’m going with Boxing Jesus, but I’m sure my friend Scooter would choose Rifle Jesus.
  • I think my ultimate U2 concert set for an arena would include the stage from the Elevation tour and the lights from the Vertigo tour.
  • Ian McKellen’s shirt cracked me up.
  • Busted myth? Study: Post-grad degrees don’t lead to atheism
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Bag of Randomness

  • Oops, I forgot to post this entry this morning.  Sorry.
  • I didn’t blog yesterday because I confused Valentine’s Day with Presidents’ Day and took the day off.  Uh, yeah, that’s it.
  • Some things in life will always crack me up, like a dog looking at me while pooping.
  • I’m getting a little tired of churches trying to be edgy with their marketing techniques for shock value.  The latest example:  mysexlifesucks.org
  • And then there’s this: What happens when God gets between the sheets?
  • I wonder if pastors sometimes have trouble deciding on what issues they need to take a firm stand on and what areas they feel where it’s perfectly acceptable to agree to disagree and know that neither person is going straight to hell for thinking so.  You know, stuff like the creation story, politics, Letterman and Leno.
  • Speaking of Letterman, last night he had 10 Sports Illustrated swimsuit models on his show and none knew who were going to be on the cover of the swimsuit issue which was going to be revealed on a billboard outside.  It was nice to actually see the reaction of the model as the cover came off that billboard.
  • I wonder how do you put up a billboard and cover it without anyone seeing what you are putting up.
  • I really thought that future Half-Asian Hall of Famer Christine Teigen was going to make the cover because she was paraded up and down radio row during the Super Bowl.  It seems like the last two or three that was paraded down radio row during Super Bowl week got the cover.
  • Is it possible to include a curse word in the title of a Christian book?  Maybe (Amazon.com) , but I have no idea if it’s really a Christian book or not.  Either way, read with discernment.
  • I bet BibleScholarGeorge got a kick out of that last line.
  • Does the budget have to be printed anymore?  Really, who’s going to take the time to flip through that whole thing.  Just stick it online somewhere.
  • Top 10 Most Memorable Air Jordan Comercials
  • I didn’t watch the local news yesterday for the first time in a very long time, but I’m certain there were still segments on those Super Bowl seats.  Speaking of which, here’s a pretty scathing review on Peter King’s MMQB on how fans were treated at the Super Bowl, just scroll to the bottom.  I almost doubt we’ll get another Super Bowl, and I would be happy with that.
  • If you own a Lexus, maybe you can afford to have that new HDTV delivered.
  • For the most dedicated of Star Wars fans – Star Wars Begins
  • At this moment, I’m craving BBQ.  Personally, I don’t think DFW has many good BBQ joints.
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