I don’t know why, but I remember in Coach Jenning’s literature arts class my junior year in high school, he asked each student what we wanted to be when we grew up. For some stupid reason, I said president of … Continue reading →

That is the claw of a harpy eagle. The harpy eagle reaches a maximum length of 40 inches and typically weighs anywhere from 11 to 20 lb. depending on its gender and habitat. A bald eagle, on the other hand, … Continue reading →

Here’s the best comment I’ve read about last week’s debate, “The only winners were the Voyager 1 and Voyager 2 space probes, which are hurtling away from Earth at 0ver 35,000 mph.” A former Texas middle-school teacher who was impregnated … Continue reading →

So, this is what it feels like to be in a late-stage empire. That was tough to watch last night, especially if you lean left. Like I said yesterday, the incumbent president always performs poorly in the first debate. I … Continue reading →