I don’t think you can get a Slush Puppie anymore. It was once suggested that Mt. Vernon be bought by the country and serve as the final resting site for U.S. presidents. State Lawmaker Opposed to Free School Lunch Proposal … Continue reading →

It amazes me that other than Canada, Elvis never performed in another country. I went to the new Aunte Anne’s grand opening. My pretzel was underwhelming as it was burned. Vladimir Lenin spoke English with an Irish accent because his … Continue reading →

I was trying to figure out why I was feeling so stressed and in a bad mood yesterday morning. Then it dawned upon me that gas-powered leaf blowers have been blowing away for the last 20 or so minutes. I … Continue reading →

  I’ve only found Auntie Anne’s inside malls. Often, I’ve wondered why they didn’t have small drive-thru locations, thinking they’d make a killing. Well, a small drive-thru location opens in Lewisville today and I may be first in line. The … Continue reading →