There’s a shortage of distilled water in Lewisville, TX. Wal-Mart was out, as was Kroger and WinCo. Luckily, CVS had some but the price seemed marked up at $1.99 a gallon. Apparently there’s something called the Murdaugh trial and I … Continue reading →

That photo is what the back of the wheel of The Price is Right looks like. I heard a great conspiracy theory the other night. Most mattress stores are money laundering fronts. The more I think about it, the more I … Continue reading →

DaughterGeeding had her braces removed yesterday. I promised her I wouldn’t post any pictures. My Elvis research has led me to his friendship with Sammy Davis Jr. Both were supposed to star together in a prison escape movie in which … Continue reading →