This guide says we should clean the toilet every day. Eh, that’s excessive. Once a week is fine, just make sure to flush appropriately. Also, why do laundry every day? A faithful reader sent me this article since I mentioned … Continue reading →

Several weeks ago I bought a laser engraver. Above is a sample of some of my latest work. The Batman artwork is just a white ceramic tile painted black, but I used the laser to do the etching. Below is … Continue reading →

This blog is best viewed using Netscape Navigator. One of last night’s trivia team names was Olivia Newton Gone. McGriddles have been out since 2003. I’ve always refused to order one because it seemed to be everything wrong with America. … Continue reading →

I recall an old Johnny Carson joke about the fatwa on Salman Rushdie. Something about him having the unfortunate last name, Rush-die. Alfred Hitchcock Refused To Meet Steven Spielberg When He Was Alive But this failure to get together was … Continue reading →