I woke up yesterday morning with blood running out of my ear and a bloody pillow case. The bleeding stopped but everything sounded muffled. Thankfully my ENT doctor was able to get me in early. His staff, which I don’t think is the friendliest in the world, thought I said I had a nose bleed on the phone. It turns out the bloody ear problem was related to the ear tubes that were still in my ears from the sinus and ear tube surgery I had seventeen-months ago. After using some sort of vacuum in my ears, a crocodile instrument he kept asking the nurse for, and some drops, all is well.
For some reason our local Fox News affiliate decided to follow me on Twitter despite me not following them.
There’s an iPhone commercial with some sort of indie song called ‘Gigantic’ being sung throughout it and then the song stays in my head for hours at a time.
Buzzfeed has gone crazy posting about the old sitcom ‘Friends’ this week. There are two thoughts about that show that come to mind. First, how much the Hardline made fun of it, exaggerating it was only watched by women who ate pizza and ice cream when it was on. Second, I was never certain if Jennifer Aniston was braless, used fake nipples, or if that set was colder than Antarctica, because she seemed perky 99% of the time.
When I was a kid in Mineral Wells there was a cow drop fundraiser. Basically, they put a cow out in a field and you could buy squares hoping the cow would poop in it, as that’s when you’d win a certain collection of the funds. That’s basically the concept behind how ‘Dirty Jobs’ guy Mike Rowe named his new dog, minus the money part.
comment about the picture…these people must have a gross microwave if cleaning it ranks up there with cleaning the toilet and less than dusting/vacuuming the living room! HA
"East Texan mortician turned murderer, Bernie, the man that Jack Black portrayed in a movie, was released from jail yesterday"
That my friends is why we have the death penalty.
comment about the picture…these people must have a gross microwave if cleaning it ranks up there with cleaning the toilet and less than dusting/vacuuming the living room! HA
"East Texan mortician turned murderer, Bernie, the man that Jack Black portrayed in a movie, was released from jail yesterday"
That my friends is why we have the death penalty.
The "Gigantic" song on the Apple commercial is by the Pixies…
I had been trying to figure out what they were saying in that song in the Iphone ad. I was way off.
Yeah, you don't want "Gigantic" stuck in your head. http://dailycaller.com/2014/05/05/the-song-apple-…