Monthly Archives: July 2008

Bag of Randomness

I refuse to create a MySpace, FaceBook, or LinkedIn page because I’m scared one of my many psycho ex-girlfriends will track me down.  Actually, I don’t want anyone to track me down and bog me down with small talk and fake sincerity.  … Continue reading

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SafetyTat

It can happen anywhere—at an amusement park, zoo, school field trip, or even your local shopping mall. Your attention shifts for a moment, and suddenly your child or loved one has wandered out of sight. So put the odds in … Continue reading

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Pastor And Family For Sale on eBay

You are looking at/bidding on a very contemporary out of the box Pastor. As you can tell by the pictures He preaches and teaches in a very unorthodox manner. He does it without compromising the true written word of God. … Continue reading

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