Daily Archives: 24 July 24, 2008

Woman mauled by bear, drives to safety

A Kern County woman was severely mauled by a bear in the mountains east of Bakersfield Tuesday morning. Allena Hansen not only survived the attack — she even drove herself to a fire station to get help. The 57-year-old Twin … Continue reading →

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Bag of Randomness

I refuse to create a MySpace, FaceBook, or LinkedIn page because I’m scared one of my many psycho ex-girlfriends will track me down.  Actually, I don’t want anyone to track me down and bog me down with small talk and fake sincerity.  … Continue reading →

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