i am neurotic

A website in which people post their neurotic behaviors and others can judge the behavior.

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Here are a few examples:

  • I cannot eat the ends of chicken nuggets.  I eat everything but the last quarter inch of it, but I just can’t bring myself to finish it.  It’s as if there’s someone preventing me from putting that last little bit of chicken in my mouth.
  • before i enter an airplane i must touch the outside of it with my right hand as i step in. once i get in i must read the safety manual. when we take off i have to do the sign of the cross, even though i am never normally religious.
  • All of the keys on my ring have to have the flat side facing the same direction. If I get a new key and realize I put it on wrong, I will drop whatever I’m doing at that moment no matter what, trying to get the key off and turn it around the right way.
  • All of the keys on my ring have to have the flat side facing the same direction. If I get a new key and realize I put it on wrong, I will drop whatever I’m doing at that moment no matter what, trying to get the key off and turn it around the right way.
  • When I pump gas I have to finish on the whole dollar with no cents. If I don’t then I have to keep pumping and will continue to do so until I hit the mark. 9:39am

This post is dedicated to Uncle Matt.

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One Response to i am neurotic

  1. Darren says:

    There’s this website I have to check out every day. I always
    learn something or laugh at the pictures on it. A few weeks
    back it went into vacation mode and for 5 days I had to look at a guy and his dog sleeping on a couch.

    My psychiatrist said not to worry, it would come back and
    it would be a good idea if I didn’t drive to Texas wearing a diaper to check on it.

    Best fishes,
    L. Nowak

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