A husband and wife were arguing over who should brew the coffee in the morning. He assumed she should do it. She said he should do it because he was the first to get up in the morning: “That way you won’t have to wait.”
He countered that the wife always brews the coffee, just like she always does the cooking. She claimed the Bible said otherwise. He asked her to prove it.
Returning with a Bible, she opened it to a page in the New Testament and pointed to it: and indeed, it did say “Hebrews”.