Bag of Randomness for Monday, May 9, 2016

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  • MomGeeding and DadGeeding, circa 1990.
  • Saturday morning got off to a bad start. A little before 6:30 AM we were awakened by very loud banging sounds, as if someone was throwing a bunch of bricks into the back of a large metal disposal truck a few at a time. It turns out my neighbor who is about to move to California, hired a disposal company to remove a large number of bricks from his backyard, and the workers were tossing a few bricks at a time into their large metal disposal truck. The thought of walking over with my shotgun and informing them they were making an obscene amount of noise at an ungodly hour went through my mind.  Actually, I did walk over there with a very unpleasant look on my face and received several apologies, and they made it up to me by hauling off some junk I’ve been wanting to get rid of.
  • At BoyGeeding’s tee-ball game, he hit the ball and ran to first base. The next batter hit the ball towards first base. BoyGeeding, despite being the baserunner, fielded the ball, threw it to home, and then ran to second base.
  • On top of paying my plumber about $3,000 for the slab leak repair on Friday, I unexpectedly had to fork out another grand to my auto mechanic for some repairs. Man, last week was an expensive week.
  • For Mother’s Day, I took WifeGeeding and the kids out for a nice breakfast and then surprised them with a trip to King Spa and Sauna, a Korean-inspired bathhouse. The main reason I chose this place was because it has a large indoor swimming facility. While I swam and played with the kids, I scheduled a massage for WifeGeeding and gave her a chance to check out the numerous sauna, steam rooms, and other amenities. The goal was to give WifeGeeding a combination of both relaxation and family time.
  • The restaurant I took the family to gave all mothers a carnation, WifeGeeding’s least favorite flower. She actually despises them and asked that if she dies before me, that I do all I can in my power to make sure not a one of them appears at her funeral. We wondered how many non-mothers were given a carnation and if any awkwardness occurred.
  • However, her favorite flower is the tulip, which gives me reason to post this story – BBC – Culture – Tulip mania: The flowers that cost more than houses‏
  • WifeGeeding is a frequent user of local Wal-Mart’s curbside grocery service. When she used it yesterday, she got a Mother’s Day card signed by all the folks in the department, which she really appreciated. You don’t think of a Wal-Mart doing that sort of thing, usually, they get beat up for lack of service or professionalism and their customers are poked fun of, so I wanted to point out something nice.
  • In all serious, I heard the loudest thunder in my life last night.
  • NY Times – What Makes Texas Texas – People in this rapidly changing state believe their way of life is under attack, and they are making a kind of last stand by simply being Texan.
  • The most expensive house on the market in Texas is in the Preston Hollow neighborhood of Dallas – The house at 5950 Deloache Ave currently listed on the market for $28,500,000 has its own lake. The 15,254 square-foot house also has a spa, a billiard room and a library. In all, four bedrooms, six full bathrooms and five half bathrooms fit in the house that sits on an 8.99 acre lot.
  • The Wall Street Journal – Imagine Discovering That Your Teaching Assistant Really Is a RobotAt the Georgia Institute of Technology, a computer-science professor fooled his students with ‘Jill Watson’
  • Ontario man ordered to remove license plate deemed offensive by government – He’s had the personalized license plate “VI6SIX” for 15 years and it honors his father, but someone thought it read “666”.
  • Photo – @BeschlossDC – Nixon was 1st sitting POTUS to attend #KentuckyDerby, 1969, with future President Reagan & their wives:
  • Buzzfeed – A Man Who Was Trapped Under Thousands Of Tonnes Of Cheese For Eight Hours Walked Away Unharmed
  • GIF – Man sees his girlfriend survives a motorcycle crash‏
  • GIF – It doesn’t matter how your look, but sometimes you just gotta dance.
  • GIF – Don’t try to prank a Marine
  • Bride invites 60 needy kids and their families to her glitzy NY wedding reception after the ceremony was canceled when she refused to sign a prenup
  • Invictus Games article
    • The article states that in this picture, George W. Bush is standing next to Michelle Obama. At that angle, it doesn’t look like the former president (though I believe it is), but he does look much more like his father at that angle. There’s another picture of the former president in the article in which he looks very much like himself.
    • The U.S. Army Old Guard Fife and Drum Corps perform during the opening ceremony in colonial style or Revolutionary War uniforms. Maybe irony isn’t the right word, but with Prince Harry at the games that he founded, I wonder if he thinks about his late relative King George and the events with the colonies when he sees such an image.
  • Skydivers Play The Realest Game Of Quidditch Possible Without Magic
  • The Atlantic – How Capitalism Took Over Sports MoviesIn popular culture, businessmen and managers have ousted teams and players as dramatic heroes.
  • I don’t know the validity of this picture or story found on Reddit, but I thought it was nice – At the University of Northern Iowa, one student, out of 2,000, missed graduating with her class due to flight issues. Our President, Provost, and other staff and faculty offered to wait 45 minutes to give her a personal ceremony.
  • WifeGeeding and I got invited to the Rangers game tonight. We’ll be sitting a few rows up from behind home plate with my cousin and his fiance, so there’s no telling if I’ll post anything tomorrow morning.
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Bag of Randomness for Friday, May 6, 2016

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  • Yup, that tiny hole is gonna cost me around three grand. Others have had it worst, much worst, and in worst places.
  • On the plus side of having a leaky slab repaired, I got to use a jackhammer for the first time in my life.
  • We had to go without hot water last night but I decided to shower anyway for several reasons. I never took a cold shower before and thought it would be humbling to go without an everyday modern luxury, though I’m sure those without hot or warm water use other means. Also, I heard cold showers help increase metabolism, and now I can certainly understand why.
  • The murdered Midlothian mother that was a fitness instructor took a more bizarre turn yesterday when it was revealed by the police that she “was allegedly having marital and financial struggles at the time of her death and had been involved in an intimate relationship “external to the marriage.” The public will be branding her husband guilty if it hasn’t already.
  • Medical Equipment Crashes During Heart Procedure Because of Antivirus Scan – Medical procedure continued without harm to the patient
  • Variety‏ – Jon Stewart May Be on HBO Before November Election
  • There’s just something about seeing an overly bearded David Letterman that gets my attention. Here he is with the First Couple last yesterday.
  • SpiroCall measures lung health over any phone — no app necessary – Users call a 1-800 number and, when prompted, simply exhale hard, emptying their lungs of air. This sound is analyzed at a central location and the necessary statistics are returned to the phone in the form of a text. That’s really all there is to it.
  • Buzzfeed – KFC Is Making An Edible Nail Polish That Tastes Like Chicken
  • @wacotrib – Former #Baylor tennis player is lone suspect in alleged 2015 sexual assault. Is 6th BU athlete accused since 2012: http://bit.ly/1T1tF7c
  • South Carolina news – Tow Truck Driver Says He Thinks God Told Him Not To Help Disabled Sanders Supporter – “Something came over me, I think the Lord came to me, and he just said get in the truck and leave,” said Ken Shupe of Shupee Max Towing in Traveler’s Rest, S.C. “And when I got in my truck, you know, I was so proud, because I felt like I finally drew a line in the sand and stood up for what I believed.”
  • Have you ever needed to convert all caps text to lower case or something like title case or vice versa? If so, convertcase.net may come in handy.
  • Boring Conference sells out – London’s annual Boring Conference has sold out, with this year’s speakers set to give talks on East German pedestrian crossing signals, paper bags, lamp posts, toilet roll quality control codes and bricks.
  • First, there were wearables. Now, there are swallowables – The innovation at the heart of it is an FDA-approved ingestible sensor housed in pills, designed to help patients adhere to the medications their doctors prescribe. Except the sensor isn’t powered by a battery, it’s powered by the gut of the patient swallowing it, using technology discovered two centuries ago.
  • John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
  • Mythbuster Adam Savage in his shop as a 19-year old
  • “It is our failure to become our perceived ideal that ultimately defines us and makes us unique.” – Conan O’Brien, 2011 Dartmouth College Commencement
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Bag of Randomness for Cinco de Mayo 2016

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