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• Anytime I hear the someone say, “Here’s the situation” the next thing that goes through my mind is, “My parents went away on a week’s vacation.“
• Anytime I hear a sequel to a movie that ends with “Two” in the title, I always add “Electric Boogaloo” to it: Die Hard 2 – Electric Boogaloo, Toy Story 2 – Electric Boogaloo, Lethal Weapon 2 – Electric Boogaloo, Pitch Perfect 2 – Electric Boogaloo
• Dallas Morning News – Dallas home sold 4 times with body entombed out back, but whose?
• ESPN ‘Outside the Lines’ continues to track Baylor since local media won’t do it – Police records detail several more violence allegations against Baylor football players – According to the police documents, at least some Baylor officials, including coaches, knew about many of the incidents, and most players did not miss playing time for disciplinary reasons. None of the incidents has been widely reported in the media.
  • USA Today‘s Dan Wolken had a strong statement, “And it’s hard to imagine that apologies and procedural changes will be enough to answer for what now appears to be a full-blown, systemic scandal within the culture of Baylor football.“
  • Yes, I’m not a fan of the institution, but news like this saddens me. Violence experienced by these young adults, especially of the sexual nature, is nothing to root or cheer or joke about.
• Buzzfeed – The New “Walking Dead” Attraction At Universal Looks Insanely Creepy – They really didn’t show much of what the attraction is supposed to look like other than how they go about making a few props.
• All Four Wheels Fall Off Immediately After Jiffy Lube Brake Job
• Nate Silver – How I Acted Like A Pundit And Screwed Up On Donald Trump
• Google’s new gigapixel camera captures every paint stroke in famous artwork‏ – The device uses sonar and laser to both focus and line up portions of the works, which it photographs bit by bit. Every image captures the colors and brush strokes that went into making each masterwork in astonishing detail.
• High school junior completes 7,000 pull-ups to shatter world records
• Chinese couple spend wedding night copying Communist constitution‏ – Newlyweds transcribed 17,000-word text as part of a national campaign designed to raise awareness of the party’s rules – In case you were wondering the length of their constitution compared to others – The longest written constitution is India’s with 117,369 words in its English-language translation, while the United States Constitution is the shortest with a total of 4,400 words.
• That David Letterman Tumblr site I mentioned yesterday now has interviewed Anton Fig, roughly a year after the final show.
• Google Patented a Sticky Car Hood That Traps Pedestrians Like Flies – Google was awarded a patent that proposes placing a strong adhesive on the hood of its autonomous cars. This way, pedestrians or cyclists who happen to find themselves being struck by a Googlemobile would be protected from what’s called “secondary impact.”
• Here’s The Very First Teaser For The New ‘Star Trek’ TV Show
• Texas Board of Education election news from “Texas Monthly” – Mary Lou Bruner Has Made Plenty Of Bizarre Statements, But These Might Be The Most Damaging – George P. Bush is turning the Alamo over to the United Nations?

This is just a set of picture from the last time WifeGeeding had a new ocular prosthetic made back in October 2012. I never used the picture gallery option of this website before, so I thought I’d give it a crack.

Here’s the video of when she revealed her prosthetic eye to DaughterGeeding. She recently took it out for BoyGeeding, and the moment is recorded, but he really wasn’t impressed.

• I’ve been surprised at the kind of homework our kindergarten daughter brings home, last night, she had math word problems. Here’s a sample.
• Mrs. Liberally Lean stated iconic Texas football coach Chuck Curtis died.  As the TCU starting quarterback he lead the school to a Southwest Conference championship and Cotton Bowl victory and then a drafted by the NY Giants which had Lombardi and Landry as assistant coaches. He became the athletic director my sophomore year and there was a lot of hype in town regarding his arrival.  I still remember his first speech to parents and he was certainly motivational. He stated how he wanted to start a winning tradition in Mineral Wells and call Austin at one minute after midnight to get the all clear to be the first on the field in Texas to start two-a-days. Yup, he wanted to practice at midnight and parents loved the idea of “First to practice to win first place in state”, or whatever the tagline was. Actually, I don’t think midnight practice ever happened. The coach he hired went through two, maybe three, winless seasons. That coach is now the athletic director at Abilene High. Curtis looked like a true Texan, and sounded what you’d imagine a Texas high school coach would sound like. Whenever something good happened on the field, in his booming voice, he’d yell, “Huhhhhhhhhh” with some kind of fist pump. One of my closest friends and I still yell that back and forth to each other today.
• Star Telegram – Gold depository could soon be on its way to Texas – Plans for such a depository, where Texans could store their gold and precious metals, have been in the works since state Rep. Giovanni Capriglione, R-Southlake, asked lawmakers to create the facility last year. Storage fees will be charged, perhaps generating revenue for the state. For instance, Texas pays about $1 million a year to store its gold in New York, and that revenue instead could come to Texas, state officials have said.
• Google Express, and online shopping delivery service is coming to the Texas – Google isn’t building its own fulfillment center. The Internet company will be using existing brick-and-mortar stores to deliver groceries and general merchandise to you. Google Express is heading to the Dallas area and throughout Texas in partnerships with Costco, Walgreens, Barnes & Noble and Whole Foods Market. The service begins on June 1, and Google Express plans to cover the whole state.
• Amazon Prime Launches One-Hour Restaurant Delivery in Dallas – I’ve got a friend that lives in Far Upper North Dallas who I’m sure will take advantage of this. Here’s a complete list of participating restaurants here.
• Brazoria County, TX News – Father speaks of son, who was found decapitated – As if this isn’t grim enough, the head still has not been found.
• Bloomberg – People Openly Sell Votes for $20 in the Dominican Republic
• Bloomberg – Inside the Murdoch Makeover of National Geographic
• Dallas Morning News digital readers will set limit on free articles – Less than two years after shutting down a short-lived paid website, The Dallas Morning News plans to again start charging digital readers for access to online content.
• Google’s Echo competitor will reportedly be called Google Home – Unveiled tomorrow (today), released in the fall
• This is really cool looking, it starts off meh and then it’s better – GIF – Time lapse of Neptune and it’s orbiting moons taken by Hubble – And here’s NASA details.