A dude from Weatherford, TX makes national news. I’m sure the locals are proud.

DENVER — A Colorado football player has been suspended and his girlfriend, a cross-country runner from Utah, has quit the sports program after being accused of sending a racist e-mail to an Hispanic member of the cross-country team.

O’Neal, a 6-foot-6, 305-pound senior from Weatherford, Texas, was suspended for violation of team and athletic department rules. Bohn did not say how long the suspension would last. Colorado plays Clemson in the Champs Sports Bowl on Dec. 27.

A police report said O’Neal and Zeigle, who are both white, sent the typo-filled message to Greg Castro. It called Castro a “river rat” and “border hopper” and “bean eating peace of [explective].” The message suggested O’Neal would drag Castro behind his car.

Read the whole article here.

Not that any of this is funny, and yes I am a boy from Mineral Wells pointing this out, but typing ‘peace’ instead of ‘piece’ cracks me up.

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Christmas Gifts For Conservatives

The George W. Bush Christmas Ornament
Only $49.95!

Looks like he’s got make-up caked on and I’m not sure what is up with the blue-dotted suit.






The Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure
Just $29.95

She actually recorded sayings just for this doll. Now Extreme Republicans can carry this little B with them wherever they go and annoy the free world even more!

If you ever wanted to send me a message that you wish to end our friendship, one of these would do the trick.

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In case you need to get ouf of a conversation at work

Have you ever been trapped in a conversation with an annoying person and prayed that your phone would ring to give you “an out”?

Well, Ring4Freedom has answered your prayers!

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