For the ladies that have trouble turning men away, there is PaperNapkin.net and RejectionHotline.com

If someone random asks you for your email address so they can contact you for a date, give them an email address @papernapkin.net and we will send them a rejection message. You can put anything before the @ sign in the address, so feel free to use a real-sounding name so that they’ll believe it.

Here is the website.

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In a nutshell, the Rejection Hotline is a phone number you can give out if you just don’t want to give out your real number. Callers hear our humorous Rejection Hotline recording and are not-so-subtly informed of your non-interest.

Visit them here.

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Self-Stirring Mug


A button located on the mug handle powers on the tiny motor inside the bottom of the cup, spinning the propellor that keeps your coffee or hot chocolate flavorful to the last drop.

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