New Bible Translation

The world’s most famous book, which has been translated into more languages than any other publication, is now available in the world’s most modern form of communication, SMS or text.

Examples:

In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens & da earth. Da earth waz barren, wit no 4m of life; it waz unda a roaring ocean cuvred wit dRkness. (Genesis, chapter 1, verses 1-2).

God luvd da ppl of dis wrld so much dat he gave his only Son, so dat evry1 who has faith in him will have eternal life & neva really die. (John, chapter 3, verse 16).

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Gummy Bear Time

Besure to click on ‘The Aftermath’ as you place your curson on the picture for the Gummy Bear Murder.

Also, this pictures appears to be a bunch of Gummy Bears making the big escape.

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Send the gift of poo

gift-small.jpegWhen your not so favorite person recieves this mean prank, they’ll think it’s a small can of cookies. When they open it, they be presented with our gift from our 90 pound pitbull “Tufft”; oh sweet revenge.

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