Possibly a repost . . .
Some examples:
Chocolate (Hershey bar)
1 year from production date
Frozen dinners
Unopened: 12 to 18 months
Frozen vegetables
Unopened: 18 to 24 months
Opened: 1 month
Juice, bottled (apple or cranberry)
Unopened: 8 months from production date
Opened: 7 to 10 days
Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God’s law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver’s and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye’s shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants.
And in case you are wondering, yes, it’s a parody
A 102-year-old has been granted a 25-year, £200,000 mortgage. It will run until he is 127.
The pensioner, from East Sussex, is believed to be the oldest person in the UK to be granted a mortgage. The revelation was greeted with alarm by debt advisors.
He faces repayments of £958 a month on the interest-only loan and intends to pay them from rental income and make money from the property’s increase in value over time.
If there is one thing that bugs me attending any event, it’s that I have no where to set my drink as I carry my food.
Problem solved . . .
