God Hates Shrimp

godhatesshrimp2.jpgShrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God’s law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver’s and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye’s shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants.




And in case you are wondering, yes, it’s a parody

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One Response to God Hates Shrimp

  1. moldleavingasia says:

    it’s sad…but until i read the last line…i wasn’t wondering at all.

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