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Football Player Dies While Weightlifting
RICHMOND, Texas — A teenager was killed in a freak accident while lifting weights, the Fort Bend County Sheriff’s Department announced Monday. Deputies said Cameron Michael Shaub, 16, was lifting weights alone at his home when a 240-pound barbell fell on his throat on Friday. Cameron’s father found his son’s lifeless 195-pound body on his weight bench.
A preliminary autopsy showed Cameron died from asphyxiation due to compression of the larynx. He did not suffer a fractured or broken neck.
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Miss Texas Crowned Last Night
Thoughts:
- I prefer brunettes.
- She won’t win Miss USA unless all the other states don’t have much to offer. Hopefully she’s not a reader of this blog, which I highly doubt anyways.
- Her teeth look a little too perfect.
- She’s listed as a dancer.  That makes me want to make some kind of joke that being a dancer will come in handy sometime later when she is no longer Miss Texas. Or maybe that was her backup plan to pay for school if the Miss Texas gig didn’t work out. But I’m wayyy too mature to joke around like that and I’m totally aware that the dancing she performs must be of the ballet variety.
- She attends Sam Houston State University. This reminds me of a joke my dad once told me about the Sam Houston Institute of Technology, the ‘ol S.H.I.T.